Rachael 🧜🏼‍♀️✨🔮

♓️ ☀️ ♓️ 🌙 ♋️ ⬆️ . Louisvillian. Baby Headbanger. Trying to see all 48 contiguous states by my 30th birthday 3/10/2024 - currently at 25/48 ✈️ 🚞 🚘 She/Her

[Rachael 🧜🏼‍♀️✨🔮 @RachaelWithTwoA]

Do men try their last names on with the first names of the women they date? Like ehhhh that ain’t cute - can’t wife her up. Cause you best believe I try men’s names on...

[꩜ @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

*fuck this job*

*opens excel*

*gets back to work*

[Rachael 🧜🏼‍♀️✨🔮 @RachaelWithTwoA]

Really wishing someone would’ve warned me when I took a job as an old friend / mentor’s Right Hand Gal that a large portion of my career would be spent fighting with men too busy to do research themselves and constantly fact checking me (the person who has dedicated hours)

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

“what’s worse than a heartbreak?”

[Rachael 🧜🏼‍♀️✨🔮 @RachaelWithTwoA]

Not gunna lie - pretty proud of myself for setting and then also ✨enforcing✨ boundaries!

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

delete the review note and if it’s really an issue it’ll come up again

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when i hear my name on the conference call

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

=not(today)

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

i refuse to return to the office until my manager learns how to rotate a pdf

[Stepan Hlinka @stepanhlinka]

13 free websites that are so useful they feel illegal to know:

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

“can we jump on a quick call?” no

[Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione]

Why are they called kegels and not pussups

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

my computer after opening two excel files

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same

[꩜ @laylology]

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

microdosing creativity (shading tabs in pastel colors)