Rachel Balbontin

live life as a dream and your dreams will come true

[James Faint @_Fainty_]

The Olympics has made me realise how lazy and overpaid footballers are and how the Olympians are the true sporting heroes!

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Time to enter deep sleep. My goal for the night is simple: wake up in the big bed. You know this!

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Waiting until my mom has finished working/cleaning like a crazy person and is about to relax before waking up from my nap.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Two nights ago she put her cell phone light in my face to see if I was breathing. This is getting out of control.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Woke up to mommy staring at me in the dark whispering "sweet baby." Is she going to eat me? :(

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

It's important that you let your parent completely fall back asleep before making the next request/cry.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Sleeping through the night is for quitters. I prefer to cry out in my sleep a few times. Fries their nerves good.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

To parents, there is nothing more depressing than hearing a child's voice just as you've reached deep sleep. REM.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

You want to stay up until past midnight? That's your choice. See you at dawn. - Every Toddler

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Parents trying to sneak out of your room after tapping your back for only 30 seconds. Five minute MINIMUM. #toddlerproblems

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

“@TeecycleTim: @HonestToddler Any advice for parents when another kid steals your toys?” Defend your child's property to the DEATH.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Yeah I DID want a banana, but now that you peeled it...I'll pass.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Do you ever get the feeling that your parents are just waiting for your bedtime? :/

[Love Cheese @Lovecheeseyork]

In case you missed this earlier our cheese garden will be open on Sundays from tomorrow! Pls Spread the word! http://t.co/NprjPKhN

[Rachel Balbontin @Rachbal83]

@Moogeth me too watching take me out

[Rachel Balbontin @Rachbal83]

@disenchantedsl very v v v v cold but lovely. Having a great time hope u do too xx

[Rachel Balbontin @Rachbal83]

@disenchantedsl would but not watched the first one doubt ill have time thanks tho x

[Rachel Balbontin @Rachbal83]

@disenchantedsl its brilliant!

[Rachel Balbontin @Rachbal83]

Woke up aching after playing on new kinnect games with friends and hubby @paddyht love it!