#1 Rachel

"Rachel Zarrell is everything wrong with American culture" - David Duke

[turbopuffer @turbopuffer]

now in beta: native embeddings in tpuf

embedding is the most painful part of puffing. we want to make it easy

you can now convert chunks to vectors as you read and write to turbopuffer, without extra calls to an embedding model provider API

docs: https://t.co/iC5ZJK5Xkh

[IBM @IBM]

Top 5 Horror Movies

1. Final_v2_FINAL_reallyfinal.pptx
2. “Let’s take this offline”
3. 6 AM global sync
4. [9:26 am] Could you update this client deck for my 9:30?
5. “Can we deploy Friday evening?”

[turbopuffer @turbopuffer]

we couldn’t afford the sphere so we got the next best thing

costs less, hits harder

[David Klion @DavidKlion]

He don't miss

[Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli]

To be clear JD Vance wants to kill the National Labor Relations Act and that's actually the headline here

[#1 Rachel @rachel]

@joshgondelman oh no josh

[James Singer @Jemsinger]

This was at an event about stopping antisemitism

[#1 Rachel @rachel]

great read on the wild rise of @zillowgonewild! @samir supremacy 🙌🏡
https://t.co/qJEBWd3dAY

[Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell]

Can we get her photographed reading a newspaper

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Checked the view count on a tweet that was 999k, and now it’s at 1000k. This is the same website that wants to handle your banking.

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I feel like you’re on a betrayal sort of vibe, broski

[#1 Rachel @rachel]

instead of the roman empire have you considered constantly thinking about how caterpillars digest themselves into a soup and somehow still retain their memories afterwards

[#1 Rachel @rachel]

the state of movies right now is insane, what are literally any of these

[#1 Rachel @rachel]

pro tip: if you’re an addict and also a freak you can change the homepage icon back to twitter in the shortcuts app

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Rudy Giuliani, Who Pioneered Use of RICO as US Attorney, Indicted on RICO Charges https://t.co/52C1nRlanY

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Women are really out here putting their pelvic floors on the line and then giving these kids their husbands name

[#1 Rachel @rachel]

nepo babies that rhyme with hen flat take notes

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

hi! i don’t know if twitter is still good for this kind of thing, but i just got laid off. i’m looking for work immediately in content strategy, content marketing, writing, editing, etc. i deliver clean copy fast and also? i’m nice. mekosoff[at]gmail or DM with any leads. thanks!

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

A lot of people think the term “class war” is a little corny or exaggerated. But https://t.co/nDiCSQHy8L