Rachel Johnson

I'll let ya know when I figure it out.

[Brennon Patin @brennon_patin22]

Nobody:

Not a single person:

Sorority girls when they find out who their big is:

[jacob @jabui17]

Why can I smell this post

[Madi @madihunter_]

This man and Morgan Wallen are saving country music....dont @ me

[Rachel Johnson @Rachel15Johnson]

Jk he sucked too😂😂😂

[Rachel Johnson @Rachel15Johnson]

Turns out he was just boring because now I’m dating an older guy who is fun af

[Rachel Johnson @Rachel15Johnson]

Hot guy: *Lets me sit in his beautiful big ass lifted truck*
My drunk ass: *Falls out*

[Yepez @yepez_flores]

i told my sis about the guy I was talking to and this is what she sent me...please pay attention for anyone who needs to hear this aswell

[Sam @mastrap84]

Me: hey bud, what are you excited about at your first day of preschool?

4yo: the fight area

Me: uh, there’s no fight area?

Him: yeah there’s a jungle gym with a fight area

My 4-year-old is apparently ready to fuck some shit up in a toddler thunderdome

[Rachel Johnson @Rachel15Johnson]

Nice.

[Papi Xavi @xavierrosario79]

this is what i saw every time i walked past the band hall in high school

[bachelor tea @fantasysuitez]

no one:

ur middle school aged cousin on any family holiday: https://t.co/4sjom0RoNn

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

4Loko really looked at all these hard seltzer brands and their 5% alcohol content and said “let daddy show you how it’s done”

[Rᴇʙᴇᴄᴄᴀ Bʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ @rebeccabrunner]

also hi guys - this is my little sister and I singing. want to hear more from us?

[eva @evaluvz]

Me staring at my man after he gets a fresh cut