Scratchel

Daft nob. Occasional talker of shite.

[Scratchel @RachelAlexis_]

Absolute joke that @ASOS_news are closing my account after I’ve been a customer for YEARS. Customer service closes the chat when you query it! If your sizing wasn’t shit I wouldn’t need to return stuff! Great business practice to knob off loyal customers 😡

[Scratchel @RachelAlexis_]

Well this is a bit rich - how’s about you increase the quality and sizing of your products. I won’t need to return so much then will I? @ASOS_news I don’t think the group getting this email is that small either. That’s me limiting my ASOS orders!

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

When Britain First actually gets called up to put Britain first 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬���😅
#russia #conscription

[hello God it’s me Sara @hiGoditsmeSara]

girls going to the bathroom together be like

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

Harold Perrineau as Mercutio is a performance that remains entrenched in my brain.

Imagine acting circles around Leonardo Dicaprio himself and only being in half the movie. One of the best performances put to film, period.

[[email protected] @TheWorldsLost]

@MirrorPolitics

[Dr Penny Rabiger (She/Her) @Penny_Ten]

In case you are still saying ‘it’s complicated’ or are worried about offending your (imagined) Israeli and/or Jewish friends, here’s some clarity.

I am your Israeli Jewish friend and I say #FreePalestine

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

My eating habits over the last few days have been like constantly putting your phone onto charge even though it's still at 98% battery life.

[dnzele @vetusdeus112]

big things happening at home.
our cat is pregnant and the whole family is certain that our neighbour's cat got her pregnant.

Mom thinks that we should give the neighbour half of how many ever kittens she births, dad thinks that we should ask said neighbour to pay child support

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Bills are Unpaid, because energy prices have doubled & people cant afford to live!
In 1st half of 2023, British Gas made £969 Million profit, EDF £1.12Billion, Scottish Power £2.18 Billion, Octopus Energy 4.2Billion, meanwhile, Government & Opposition are doing NOTHING to stop it

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Every time I see a Tory do a wierd thing, I run to @munyachawawa social media.

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

An Israeli, demonstrating outside the home of Benjamin Netanyahu.