Rachel Ann Weiss

I have a variety of X marks that let me see my life as a bunch of IRL tests of the Troxler Effect.

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

@NBCwcw I would support President Benson like no other

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

@pattonoswalt - @RealKathleenT would love to hang out with you on the condition that her daughter gets to come along... said by an unrelated party who has no skin in this game whatsoever... and who definitely does not have the entirety of “my weakness is strong” memorized

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I want to hang out with Kathleen Turner. Read this interview and so will you.

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

Oh she’s serious... seriously coming to @thecarlylehotel with her show “Finding My Voice”! I… https://t.co/gG94R02HWP

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Not only am I wearing houndstooth short shorts... I’m wearing stretchy+fuzzy houndstooth short… https://t.co/yT3tLTnba8

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

That little bit of love-handle always bothers me; I can tell you how many pics I’ve skipped on… https://t.co/stRu6vcudM

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

My mom is the coolest person ever #kathleenturner #findingmyvoice #loosewomen #itv3 #billyocean… https://t.co/lxv6F0QJ0g

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

Happy national #siblingsday... she’s 2.5 and already way too cool for me https://t.co/B2ZHEfpEBI

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

YAAASSS MAMA!! Literally!! @RealKathleenT #rupaulsdragrace #icon #thatsmymom #gagging #finally ... For the love of Kathleen Turner, what is happening?!

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!! #bestsister #bestfriend #bestdad #90s #montelljordan #cutestever https://t.co/YmmYSI1M3K

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!! #bestsister #bestfriend #bestdad #90s #montelljordan #cutestbabyever https://t.co/QNef1R48fo

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

Just the 3 of us!! Bringing back the band boys for a set at @RockwoodNYC stage 2 tomorrow… https://t.co/JqynG96nCT

[Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless]

In the age of #MeToo  and reboots, the fact that Xena has not been revived is crazy. The world is crying out for a hero -A big, dark-haired problem-solver with XX-chromosomes #XXisforXENA

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

#midthighmonday #faceoff #evaludwigfilter #bladerunnermarathon https://t.co/30VINMt7jM

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

Look what my Dada got me!! #MoMA #duchamp #dadaism #artpuns https://t.co/DEi81l7Vch

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

G-string hanging from the hotel bed... yep, this #nerdy #guitarplayer #wentthere #srynotsry @… https://t.co/xsCrKu6DgN

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

#fullfrontal #perchselfie @fullfrontalsamb @ CBS Broadcast Center https://t.co/RAE3WjJjyN

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

Like getting a golden ticket to the Wonka factory, only waaaay better!!! #fullfrontalsamanthabee… https://t.co/sCBMeo6DDD

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“Did you know I could play the baby?” Happy 2018, everybody! My resolution: spend more time with… https://t.co/8b8gWCrdNb

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

It’s official, darlings: my first solo show in ages tomorrow night at Rockwood stage 1 @ 10 pm!!… https://t.co/Gc7oyovcTp

[Rachel Ann Weiss @RachelAnnWeiss]

Wednesday 12/27, Rockwood stage 1, my first solo set in ages @ 10 pm!! Merry Xmas, to me!!