Rachel (allegedly)

Your friendly neighborhood Rachel…allegedly. (she/her)

[Rachel (allegedly) @RachelAwks]

Apparently "charmingly neurotic" can come off as "mentally unhinged" to some people

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[Rachel (allegedly) @RachelAwks]

@FirstNetGov There is no University of Indiana.

[Rachel (allegedly) @RachelAwks]

@kittensnotkids @CoraCHarrington Either that and/or be super flammable

[Rachel (allegedly) @RachelAwks]

@jissunboshi96 This is fantastic, you should sign your work so people know who it’s by!

[Rachel (allegedly) @RachelAwks]

@poechandesu Hell yeah Gomazou!

[✦ @jinluvspace]

gonna tell my kids this is the man who was supposed to be their father

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[jem ❤️‍🔥 @newyuridevils]

i don’t feel patriotic about america i feel patriotic about jack hughes let’s jot that down

[Adam Wren @adamwren]

President Trump is punishing Indiana for failing to take up mid-cycle redistricting by sending us the Chicago Bears.

[DAMN IT LAUREN ⁷ @Starlit_Lauren]

Twas the night before presale, and I’m gonn throw up

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield]

this tweet will be appreciated by maybe 5 people but I just have to say: I am still furious at Ross Poldark for cheating on his wife

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Rachel (allegedly) @RachelAwks]

@otokyo Bruce

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[cas • hughie’s second wind @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time