Rachel (local girl off the rail)

I do comedy but mostly I'm just a joke. Views are my dads. Brothertown Indian & host of the pods Girls off the Rails and It’s All Genre to Me.

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

The worst thing that could ever happen to a girl??? Her boygenius shirt fits weird :((

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Don’t text me at 7 pm “what are you up to this evening” you pervert

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Buying a size small boygenius shirt bc I’m basically Icarus for girls

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Not to be an economist but I could really go for a recession rn ??

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Thinking about making a FOIA request. I wanna know what those guys are up to

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

I’m not like most guys. I am not a crook

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

I’m not like most girls, I just need a little attention sometimes :)

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

New girl is aiding and abetting misogyny

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Cities should reallocate their budgets to fund the PC Police instead

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Be honest you would love to see this man Donald duckin’ it all shirt no shorts

[Dee (local girl off the rails) @deedoersch]

POLICE, SHES RIGHT HERE

and by she I mean @RachelBaldwin56 and I in one of our old Girls Off the Rails eps when we played duck/marry/k*** with the past CEOs 😘😘

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

There are too many WWII movies…. We need more 9/11 movies?? Goodnight

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Lol I thought this was funny on Nov 5th for some reason but it’s actually even funnier now. Sorry to all my followers who aren’t Disney adults

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Trying to explain “the marvelification of movie violence” to my boyfriend who has seen maybe 10 movies ever

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

I’m with Her (on a short weekend trip)

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Just saw a couples costume that I can only describe as Gandalf and slut wife

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

My mom said I should try out for the bachelor because they care about more than what you look like

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Slurping my glass of iced coffee in a way that sounds like I’m an idling boat in the crisp waters of lake Winnebago

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

Whenever I see [sic] I read it as a disgusted reaction to poor grammar

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

@alex_m_peters @deedoersch Cheap Chick in the City

[Rachel (local girl off the rail) @RachelBaldwin56]

@deedoersch I can’t! Just want to be his Cheap Chick in the City