Rachel Berry

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I definitely prefer slushie in my face over Manhattan 'puddle sprayed by a bus' in my mouth any day.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I guess I'm the only one whose problems are too large to be fixed by the royal baby.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

All my sweaters have been attacked by polka dots but thankfully, I'm ok.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

Watching Santana's Yeast-I-Stat commercial is the #1 reason I decided to go gluten free. http://t.co/qlsgAIkrv2

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I think this whole Pamela Lansbury thing might actually end up being amazing. #blessed

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I sort of brushed it off, but those puppets Blaine made were completely horrifying.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

You know you really miss home when you find yourself craving a bite of fondue for two.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving by singing Celine Dion covers and ruining my neighbors' life.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

Yes, even I'm surprised that waitressing isn't beneath me.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

Fine. Pamela Landsbury is more like a chorus for covers than a band. Who cares? I'm on Broadway.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

In the meantime, I'll do my makeup and see if I can get discovered at the Manhattan mall.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I'll take this 'waiting to find out if my dreams are going to take off or laugh in my face' moment to think of pitches 4 a 1 woman show.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

Starting to freak out a little that opting for the live piccolo recorder player may have been too distracting at my Funny Girl audition.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

Maybe being single for awhile is just what I need. Thoughts?

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I have to learn to be less trusting of people in a big city… and also maybe reconsider my eye makeup.

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I guess I can check "accidentally date a prostitute" off my list of "things to do in New York before I die".

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

Not a day goes by when I dont wish my twitter feed was full of messages btwn. me & Patti Lupone. I'd be all “jealous much”?

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

Tilda Swinton slept in a big glass box at the MoMA before I got to. #whycantihavenicethings

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

I always make sure that I am the youngest person at any Seder I attend. That way it's guaranteed I'm the star. #MahNishtanah

[Rachel Berry @RachelBerryGLEE]

This might sound weird, but I'm glad I have Santana here to help me through this.