Rachel Green

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

@houseinhabit Take care, @houseinhabit

[Mommy Uncensored @amomuncensored]

Hey I have a question about kids, and it’s when do they stop wanting to be naked all the time?

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I hate when everyone thinks I’m going to make dinner just because I’m the mom.

[Carly Rowena @CarlyRowena]

Dear @Apple

Ever thought about moving moving the charging port to the side instead of the bottom?

Sincerely, Me. (Someone who would like to charge & Facetime/Zoom/Film & create content in portrait at the same time.)

[dr. Vee @drveekativhu]

Stop asking yourself “what if I fail”. Start asking yourself “what if I FLY”.

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

Am I the only one that goes grocery shopping & instantly gets mad when my family eats anything. Settle down guys…this needs to last a week.

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

Chilled Sunday with the Fam @sam135green #sundayvibes #sundayfunday

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

Having a wild Saturday night - in bed for 10pm 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

Sofa snuggles are the only thing on today’s agenda #HappySaturday

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

What a night with two coldy kids 😴 #BringMeAllTheCoffee #MumLifeUk

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

What a day 🙃 Fridays are for swimming with my babies and it’s always manic with back to back lessons, but our favourite activity of the week @WaterBabies #MumLifeUk

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

So lucky to have kiddies that absolutely adore each other #MumLifeUK #MumLifeIsTheBestLife

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

Thanks for giving me 5 minutes, @PostmanPat 🙌🏻 #MumLifeUK

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

And just like that, nap time is over!
#naptimeisthebesttime

[Rachel Green @RachelClare_95]

Brand new to @Twitter - help a girl out 🤷🏻‍♀️ #whatsahashtag #newgirl #latetotheparty #discoverme