an absolute nightmare, honestly

cats, food, yoga, sarcasm, whiskey, queer, distracted

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

There's other fish in the sea, although most of them are jellyfish and they're squishy and have no goals in life

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

My neck, my back by Khia is really sexual and all but when you're getting older it becomes "ah! My neck! While your girlfriend goes "ow, my back!"

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

When I start thinking to myself "huh, maybe a brisk walk outside might be nice" at 5:45 in the morning, that's when I know the Ritalin has kicked in.

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

You fucking bet I'm in bed crying and eating chocolate, it wouldn't be Friday night if I wasn't #livingthedream

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

Called my mom at work, she said she was very busy, proceeded to ask her if italian seasoning is the same thing as pizza spice. The mom's at Sobeys silently judged me and I could feel the disappointment seeping out of the phone.

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

Why is the standard for people aged 18ish-25ish that we should be working several jobs, be mentally and physically exhausted, never get enough sleep, physical and mental health issues,60+ hour work weeks, and that's normal?

[Darien Johnson @DarienJ4]

PLEASE teach your daughters that there is more to life than male attention

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

Could this be happiness or just the next cycle of mania before the inevitable crushing depression? Life is full of fun surprises.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the human is trying to leave. but i’m touching them. faster than they can use a lint roller

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

@layitoutjads I miss you! I'm hoping to have some days off soon ❤

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Love and light to the girl on a date next to me last night who paused for a beat, drank her wine, and then said “Would you?” when the dude said “I’d say my one inspiration as an artist is Quentin Tarantino.”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it’s hard to snoozle. under so much pressure

[an absolute nightmare, honestly @RachelDawn68]

@sarahthemoose Look after yourself, you are so important ❤ sending good vibes

[Adam Ramsay @adam_ramsay]

“Some rain last night, eh?”

“(Inhale) Yep. Sure needed it tho.”

- Every single conversation on PEI at some point tomorrow.

[Skoog @Skoog]

[during sex]

her: i want you to hurt me

me: your sister’s more successful than you

her: wait

me: not a big fan of the new haircut

her: stop