Parenthood = professional negotiator
Son: Mom I want to eat my doughnut or the coffee gets its.
Me: Lets work this out, hand over both. And get bacon and eggs in exchange.
Son: no a doughnut
Me: Ok a piece
Son: Sure
Me: Hand everything over slowly #negotiator#Parenthood
Kids: MOM WAKE UP YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK!!
I rush around getting ready for work, and run out the door.
Kids: hahahah psych... How does it feel now!?!?!?!
Paenthood is wonderful....
Kids are selling candy.
10yr old: how much do I charge?
7yr old: 5.00
Me: Why 5.00
7year old: INFLATION MOM COME ON!! #momof4#FutureBusiness#funnykidmoment
Conversation with a 6yr old
Me: Before we go outside, let me wash dishes!
Child: I want to do the dishes later!
Me: Fine by me! Lets play outisde for about 30min. Its so pretty outaide.
Child: No 12.
Me: 12 minutes?
Child: Yes 12 min thats all the time we need. Its blegh outside.
You cannot allow circumstances to make you sad. You cannot allow them to make you mad.
You can rejoice that you are a child of God. You can find joy and happiness in the grace of God and in the love of Jesus Christ.
You can be glad.