Rachel Gagne

Simmons College '17

[Rachel Gagne @RachelGagne]

Hey @sweetgreen what’s a girl gotta do to get a store open in Portland, ME?

[Losing it @prophethusband]

donnie darko: why do you wear that stupid bunny suit
frank: why are you wearing that stupid man suit
me (insanely stoned 15 y/o): what da fuck...

[julia 🥰 @Juliiadawnn]

I’m tired of seeing stuff about abortions. No one is attacking your beliefs. No one is forcing anyone to do anything either way. Don’t get one. Get one. It blows my mind how caught up y’all are in STRANGERS lives. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[Rachel Gagne @RachelGagne]

@dcgagne Already told him this summer we’re going out for your birthday!

[Rachel Gagne @RachelGagne]

@katienaum My biggest complaint in life

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

can’t hear
can’t speak
can’t see
can’t get no sleep cause of y’all

[Rachel Gagne @RachelGagne]

I think Trump has more turnover in his staff than I do with my scribes

[Rachel Gagne @RachelGagne]

@x0xemily916 This is the most Esther-est tweet ever

[John Popović 💙⚽️🇭🇷 @jmpopovich72]

BREAKING: Guy Fieri re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown.

[Rachel Gagne @RachelGagne]

@c_burns_ Died reading these

[Keith Norris @norrisrk]

Replacing the word 'girl' with 'squirrel' in song lyrics: a thread

[𝓀𝒶𝓂 ❁ @kameronutria]

THESE are THE smell of middle school pre teen girls in ‘09 i never knew their actual names and just referred to them by color BUT these had 10 year old me feeling fre$h post gym basketball, best $14.95 i ever spent

[Rachel Gagne @RachelGagne]

@_trevonwoodbury Differin! That’s what we tell our patients to use in the Derm clinic where I work!