Rachel

Cocktails, wit, glamour.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

#FutureFoodStars GR criticised the message from the losers for promoting irresponsible drinking, but then last week, one of the challenges was to host a bottomless brunch. Seems hypocritical.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

Possibly the most pretentious statement of the night, “I always make aioli with tapas.” Don’t we all darling? #MasterChef

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@EastMidRailway why is your service so incompetent. I reserved a seat on the 12.02 to Sheffield but it doesn’t exist. Your reservation system on the train isn’t working. My seat was supposed to be 58L but the only seats were 54 55 56 57 60 61. Sitting on the floor. #EMR

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

Why is always shite travelling on the UK train system. I reserved a seat (L58) but the seats go 54, 55, 56, 57 60 so it doesn’t exist. Sat on floor - marvellous. #EMR #train #shite

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@snagtights where is my order? My order number is 1764809. I ordered it 13 days ago.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

I’m watching Salem’s Lot. It’s a tradition. I’ve got two black haired dogs to keep me save. There is no way Danny’s getting in! #stephenking #forever

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@The_JamesJordan Spot on x

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@bbcstrictly this was, by far, the worst strictly - ever! The theme music you chose couldn’t be danced to. You made the celebrity dancer look like idiots. For what? Answers on a postcard please.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

At Barnsley A&E. A student slammed a door in my face and my hand was in the way. A bit ouchy. The perils of being a #TA

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@EddieIzzardLab A little eye contact would be great. Sheffield is a friendly city. My son and I walked passed you the other day but you didn’t look up. Be brave and just say ‘Hey-up!’

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@EddieIzzardLab A little eye contact would be great. Sheffield is a friendly city. My son and I walked passed you the other day but you didn’t look up. Be brave and just say ‘Hey-up!’

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

Well, Twitter is as fun as I remember.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

Woke up to this - so blessed.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@InsideJigsaw It’s been sorted thank you. I called customer enquiries.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@InsideJigsaw I have sent you several emails about a dress I have received and no one has answered them. Please contact me ASAP.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

Peacock!

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

When you hear, ‘I’m very particular about my PowerPoints!’ #ITT

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@marksandspencer just peeling potatoes for tea 2/3 are rotten

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

Can we please remember that Robert Louis Stevenson wrote Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, not The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

[Rachel @RachelHughes71]

@BigGayShaun @GypsumFantastic Congratulations. Totally marvellous. You two were made for each other. I go on Christmases. I have had more Christmases, with Dermot than without him - mind- boggling but fabulous xxx