Rachel Camacho

Deliciously Snarky.

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@olivia_bogan 🙈bitch…..

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Anybody got any toilet paper? I got shit on my screen.

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

While the “Christmas Story” of baby Jesus being born in a manger and lying on a bed of hay is so remarkable…..can we also give credit where credit is due?? Mary gave birth in hay, with no epidural, crushed ice, breathing techniques or a squad of very qualified nurses?? Y’all!!!

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

When you see something and get instant heart burn…..that’s a pretty good indication you don’t like it, right?

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

Losing weight is great and all….until you finally get into that smaller size jean and you go to put your phone in your pocket!!!!
Just because my waist may be shrinking doesn’t mean my belongings do the same thing.

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@nillythesquid Hang in there girlfriend! It’s something that isn’t talked about ENOUGH! My son (first time mom over here) just turned 1 in July. I still have hard days. Hang in there and know you are not alone. 🤍

[kendra syrdal👻 @kendrasyrdal]

i was making a TikTok for work and ordered 1000 googly eyes for it so naturally now i’m hiding them around the apartment for my girlfriend to find because i am nothing if not a) committed to a bit and 2) a sitcom character

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I bet dogs assume every film is really artistic because they're in black and white.

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@BoganAbby Sweet lord….that’s apparent!! 🔥

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@MTV_AMANDAG I could NOT stop watching that part!

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@CoryWharton I honestly can’t stop watching this clip!! 😂

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

Quick question…..where are Ryder’s parents and does the Paw Patrol get some type of payment for constantly saving everybody and everything in the town?! Cause seriously, a robo dog that flies a sweet military grade aircraft, seems pretty expensive.

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@Dannystrong @DopesickOnHulu @hulu Some of this was filmed in my hometown! As if I needed anymore of a reason to watch this. 😍

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@kendrasyrdal

[Rachel Camacho @RachelJCamacho]

@MrGregKelly Yes. Yes. BUT I have to tell you I love Leah....

[kendra syrdal👻 @kendrasyrdal]

it's not hot girl summer, it's zyterc girl summer

[Brad Sherwood @TheBradSherwood]

My thoughts and prayers are with the victims of today’s shooting in San Jose.

The GOP’s thoughts and prayers are with the gun.