Rachel Johnson

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

Hahaha you deserve it

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

When a lady tries to bully you into giving her your window seat 😂#yeahright

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@DeejohnsonjrDee @XFINITY no but you do and they're the WORST

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@DeejohnsonjrDee and excuse me @XFINITY i pay for Internet? What internet???

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@DeejohnsonjrDee well at least it's not @comcast who charges you for not ever showing up!

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@DeejohnsonjrDee but these could be his campaign posters 😂😂😂😂

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@DeejohnsonjrDee @DIRECTTV no way @comcast is the most terrible. You know this

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

#np AT.LONG.LAST.A$AP

[sack_lunch @isaachmanning]

If anyone out there has a bag of pita chips, come over, I have a family sized tub of hu[must]us. No chips. How could I be so foolish

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@azizansari "DASP....divorced Asian saxophone player" I'm one of the "lazy" people listening to your book, but the delivery is just too good

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

Why do I wake up so early? And can someone deliver me donuts? And coffee

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

Old woman a SBucks with pink streaks and a Hello Kitty purse accompanied by large man in overalls with FUPA, y'all got it going on 👌🏻

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

These last few days really reminded me what being truly happy really feels like.

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

One week, let's go!

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

Just ordered myself a hammock from @ENOHammocks 👌🏻

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

So pumped about my @glossier package today! Already used everything and my skin has never felt better 💕

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

Y E S

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

I hate the avoidance technique, just no

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@taylor_geiger you mean my life is ruined! 😂

[Rachel Johnson @RachelKJohnson]

@taylor_geiger I'm expecting live tweets if you know what i mean 😉