Rachel Klare

yes

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon keeps arguing with actual astronauts and getting his shit rocked

[Renee @PettyLupone]

I have never heard Obama speak like this.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

@RobDenBleyker i cannot convince it that there are 3

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is an attempt to stop people from documenting the war crimes they are about to commit

[riley @princess_antifa]

to all the people telling on themselves, it’s not normal to express desire for a child to age quickly so you can sleep with them, plz guzzle a gallon of milk after it’s been in the sun for two weeks thank u

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Electric shock therapy couldn’t make gay ppl straight but they rly think having a rainbow poster that says “be you” at an elementary school is going to turn children gay

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

The absolute level of cruelty of these people.

[Fortunate Pierre @SenatorFajitas]

@hankgreen Fun fact:

Number of people I've seen offended by "Ladies and Gentlemen": 0

Number of Republicans I've seen offended by pronouns in someone's bio: Infinity plus one million.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Waking up astounded every morning that the party that consistently wins elections despite having gotten fewer votes is the one that has been taken over by extremists who think elections are rigged.

[IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @KennieJD]

A US senator just openly supported the return of segregation

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[prance @bocxtop]

every week is just 5 days of the most boring suffering and then 2 days of distracting yourself from the next 5 days...forever??

[shelby @ShelbyLongworth]

@JimIrsay This is my dad. He hasn’t missed a bengals home game since 1987, I was born on the day of the last game at riverfront (12-12-1999) he held me left and WENT TO THE GAME. He’s put so much into this and his entire life waiting. It would mean everything to him.

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at