Rach

Half Portuguese 🇵🇹 Born and raised Scouse 💦LFC 🔴 #RIP AMY WINEHOUSE 23/7/11 🕊️ #YNWA love all geese 🪿 she/her 👩 aspiring pop star 🎵

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@CapitalAutoCo @nkulw Do you think the lads currently running round Belfast setting fire to houses with people inside are asking for everyone’s immigration status before they do it? They hate people because of the colour of their skin, there’s nothing more to it

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

So - tomorrow I start my court-mandated therapy. A little bit nervous but will be fine I’m sure. Will keep yous all updated after every seshion of course

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

Recently found a nin tendo sixty four in a forgotten cubbard in my house. Discovered a game called Mario. Italian men creep me the hell out but I do find him charming. I’m not saying he turns me on but I must admit his tash is brilliant

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

The Monaco grand pree is on which reminds me of the Monaco grand pree I went to last year. Brilliant memories even though I was technically homeless for some of the trip after being kicked out by my host for bonking a gentleman I found on the street

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@chriswiser Scamming cunt

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

I’ve been dating a lad called Michael. Asked what his surname was an he said Jackson. I started screaming and left him at the restaurant. Then he adds me on Facebook and even on there his name is Michael Jackson. Absolute weirdo

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@BigdataBoutique Based in Israel ⚠️

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@XtrasShop Scam

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@Richard32475343 @jessicaelgot What communist policies have they implemented?

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@future_ai_focus Yousten station I believe.

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@Leigha_Reynold @RestoreNhampton Unfortunately having a job at a law firm means I don’t get much downtime so late Sunday evening is one of the only times I can relax and think about life, including Mr Smith. He’s an old man who loves model trains. And because of his age he couldn’t keep up with my appetite

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@Leigha_Reynold @RestoreNhampton Really don’t know what point you’re trying to make here. She was extremely disrespectful to me. Anyway that’s over now as he was getting on my nerves. No idea if he’s back with her and frankly don’t care.

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

I made this page when I was drunk one night and thought it would be deleted immediately. Delighted it hasn’t been. I absolutely love him to bits. I’m not good at quizzes in general but brilliant at catch frase and deal or no deal because of him

[Dan Jones @DanJones3142]

TIL that Stephen Mulhern has a FotMob page

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@Leigha_Reynold @RestoreNhampton I’m a receptionist so calling me dumb doesn’t quite check out. You use your body to give sexual gratification to mentally ill men for money. There’s no shame in it so don’t get so defensive. As I said it’s a career path I considered but thought it’d be ethically wrong so didn’t

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@Leigha_Reynold @RestoreNhampton I don’t talk to prostitutes sorry. Had a nasty incident with one of you a few months back and swore I’d never even say hello to one again. I admire your profession and even considered it for myself for a time but there’s too many bad apples that taint it for the rest of you

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@RestoreNhampton Why do you even care?

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@Celo_cannnn Scam

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@Priye644455 @fesshole Shut the fuck up

[Rach @RachelLFC91]

@TheRauyne @Pistoleriush @killjoybecky @4E_A3E By that definition, daydreaming is art