Rachel Lovefist

Saucy, salacious writer who loves to tell fun and sometimes sexy stories. Come with me. #amwriting

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@AzulaAr So much virginity here.

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@CNET I really don't see the issue. This is the image of Lara for the most recent and soon to be released game. Alicia looks the part almost to a T.

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@MeganFoxST Acids are usually stored in vessels that are relatively nonreactive to their acidity. Storage of acidic chemicals is pretty locked down TBH.

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@nikostar Nonsense! You're adorable!

[Jennie Ritz @jennieritz]

We who work at home (including writers, obvs.) always joke about how nice it is to work w/out pants, but what about no shirts? #evenbetter

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@JettimusMaximus Well then, congratulations on completing it! Best of wishes on the next step, whichever you choose. 💙

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@JettimusMaximus That's a very long screenplay. Is this something you personally want to film and produce or is it something you hope to market?

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@JettimusMaximus Page count? :)

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@JettimusMaximus @smoran26 Show passage of time by picking logical points during the time frame and showing the differences between the first and subsequent points.

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@JettimusMaximus You're welcome! Wear the badge with pride. :)

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@JettimusMaximus Congratulations, Jette! ☺

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@megan_thescript It's likely just the way I'm wired, but my brain translated this as a haunted butthole. Now I'm not sure which I would find more scary.

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@realDonaldTrump ..People who disagree with you aren't your enemies.

When Melania wants fish but you want steak, does she become an enemy?

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@DBWimmer Your opponent seems to have shrunken, though. ;)

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@DBWimmer

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@DBWimmer

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

#SexBotProblems

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

He surprised me one time by greeting me at the door wearing nothing but socks. Well... One sock. But it wasn't on his foot. #1linewed

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@LMBryski @imasillypirate @declan_drake @LBScottt @DBWimmer I've now annoyed everyone by liking a dozen posts hours later... #JaBooty style!

[Rachel Lovefist @RachelLovefist]

@LMBryski @imasillypirate @declan_drake @LBScottt @DBWimmer Nope. Just right for me. 😍