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[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

@emirates customer service - absolute shambles! Apparently requesting an email with some info is an impossible task and one that takes more than 3 months to do 🙃

[Emily Atack @EmAtack]

“No worries if not 🙂” definitely means - “if you don’t do this, fuck you”

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

@emirates joined the customer service call queue for a call back - was quoted 3.4 - 4.5 hours it’s now been 5.5 hours 😒 plssssss can someone get back to me?!

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

@freyadaibell @fayestndvn Would you recommend anywhere to go for this

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

@AnneMarie Incredible tonight at #jbb but I NEED to know where your playsuit is from! Fash hun x

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

STOP IT

[Paul @PB_1266]

No wonder Wayne Rooney has been caught every time he rides another woman. He is married to fucking Ds Arnott

[thiery @_thierypierre]

customer: “can you check if there’s any in the back?”

me:

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[joeseniorr @JoeSeniorr]

remember in Rock on a Wednesday night when someone asked you where you were going after and you’d make a T with your hand 🤣 RIP TOKES

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Writing is hard. Rewriting is fun. Drinking wine when you’ve just finished a first draft is fucking great.

[BBC One @BBCOne]

Name a more iconic line. #LineOfDuty

[leigh @Lexghmurray]

2am n a ca stop hinking abt these delicious bad boys that left my life way too soon

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

PURE happiness walking to work and it’s not pitch black. Spring has sprung n I love it x

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

Wide awake, dreading the 5.30 alarm, dreaming of Chinese food. Am I ok?

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

I just do not understand why McDonald’s don’t do a mayo dip?!?!

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

Best Christmas text ever. Am I right or am I right

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

David Attenborough dynasties and season 2 The Sinner 🥵 holy hell my Sunday is SoOooRtEd

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

Baaaaaaalling at #theprideofbritain 🥺

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

@SkyHelpTeam @SkyUK How about Sunday’s ep too? Pls pls pls 🤞

[rAchel✌ @RachelLucas_]

Whyyyyyyyy isn’t last weeks #kuwtk on @SkyUK catch up 🙄💔