Rachel McCartney

Aspiring butterface

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I'm aging like fine wine (in a basement, untouched)

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

@clementinetown @TheChefsGardens @Nelly29598213 You're so right, we should assume no transmission has happened until eight weeks have passed and it's way too late to contain the virus!!!!!!!!

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

@BuffaloSojourn @happyathome44 @DrEricDing @GeoffyPJohnston The WHO are professionals, and they said in January 2020 that there was no person-to-person spread.

[zeynep tufekci @zeynep]

One outbreak and the entire “sane” side of public health resorted back to the paternalism of telling us not to worry or “panic”, “this isn’t Covid”, etc.

They didn’t learn a thing. We didn’t appoint them to be our therapists or parents. Provide info, don’t dictate how to feel.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Here's a sketch I wrote about how Chuck Schumer is the worst human being alive

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Spirit might not have been nice, but it was your best chance at survival. The Dr. House of the sky

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

a while ago i was a +1 at a birthday party with people i didn't know. whole time i was walking on eggshells because they were all overly policing language, jokes, etc. then i found out the birthday boy and multiple guests worked for a military contractor making drones 🤯🔫

[️️ ️️️️ ִֶָ @calajms]

when a girl is flirting w you confidently it means she actually doesn't want you

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

@FutureTD Thank youuuuuu

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

https://t.co/u45Spb54Jf

[Conor Hennessy 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈... 🇪🇺 @typingduck]

@RachelMComedy @EmilyLuftov Narrator; in the end Chomsky sold his soul for free trips to a caribbean island.

Understanding email was just something the devil threw in for free

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Never mind

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Stop trying to cancel Chomsky, he's 91 years old. Obviously he sold his soul to the devil to understand email

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

X is broke because it orders DoorDash discourse six nights a week

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

can those bums at the doomsday clock get a real job. its kind of insulting that every time they see some guy get shot in the head they're like "oh i have to play with my toy now"

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Ugh. "Please Join My Email List" looked fine on my website, but in that link preview thing, it looks like

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Friendly reminder that mental illness can't make you a bigot.

REAL mental illness only makes you gaze out the window poetically, cut yourself in private and apologize to the razor, and develop non-fatphobic anorexia out of empathy for starving children.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Ye issues an apology for his antisemitic comments

“I regret and am deeply mortified by my actions in that state, and am committed to accountability, treatment, and meaningful change. It does not excuse what I did though… I am not a Nazi or an antisemite. I love Jewish people… To the black community - which held me down through all of the highs and lows and the darkest of times. The black community is, unquestionably, the foundation of who I am. I am so sorry to have let you down. I love us.

In early 2025, I fell into a four-month long manic episode of psychotic, paranoid and impulsive behavior that destroyed my life. As the situation became increasingly unsustainable, there were times I didn’t want to be here anymore.

Having bipolar disorder is notable state of constant mental illness. When you go into a manic episode, you are ill at that point. When you are not in an episode, you are completely ‘normal’. And that’s when the wreckage from the illness hits the hardest. Hitting rock bottom a few months ago, my wife encouraged me to finally get help.

I have found comfort in Reddit forums of all places. Different people speak of being in manic or depressive episodes of a similar nature. I read their stories and realized that I was not alone. It’s not just me who ruins their entire life once a year despite taking meds every day and being told by the so-called best doctors in the world that I am not bipolar, but merely experiencing “symptoms of autism.”

My words as a leader in my community have global impact and influence. In my mania, I lost complete sight of that.

As I find my new baseline and new center through an effective regime of medication, therapy, exercise, and clean living, I have newfound, much-needed clarity. I am pouring my energy into positive, meaningful art: music, clothing, design, and other new ideas to help the world.

I’m not asking for sympathy, or a free pass, though I aspire to earn your forgiveness. I write today simply to ask for your patience and understanding as I find my way home.”

With love,

Ye

(via Walla Street Journal)

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I'm allegedly a comedian. My dumb ass assumed my stuff would always reach my followers on here, so I never made an email list. Finally did, five years too late, if you're interested.

https://t.co/pVkWJBCw3z

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

@celestiebell Hahah, all good! ✨

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

@celestiebell I agree. Would you care to read the whole tweet?

[Tender Subject @tender_subject]

Yeah honestly as someone who is from Philly, fuck this sentiment. One, Minnesotans are holding it down in ways we all need to learn from and two, just cos we’re grumpy here doesn’t mean we can conquer state sponsored violence.