Rachel Redhead

University at Buffalo | MBA
Cornell University | Fine Arts

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@sample_audrey I could quit my job and solely rely on that income

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@ChrisKonya98 @BreezyOnAir The second she sets our pool on fire I’m out

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

When you're feeling down, just remember:

"Four Seasons Total Landscaping"

[Svante Myrick @SvanteMyrick]

Unclench. Your. Jaw.

Breathe.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Congrats on your first lie, girl! It gets easier.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Im attracted to Fiona Hill.

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@jsstrnr IM SLEEPY LET ME BE

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@maryoshau @jsstrnr Dibs on Mary ur on my side HAHA suck it Jess

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@jsstrnr Sam was straight s h r e d d i n g Meech st

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@jsstrnr no I can’t see shit

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn see you in 19 years.

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn word

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn youve DM'd me over ONE HUNDRED videos since the last time I was on twitter.

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn pity like

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn literally no one likes me lmao

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn you redeemed yourself and said 1984 after tho

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn wait yesterday i was sitting next to some shady lookin dude, and a lady asked HIM over me. and then he said no and she looked at me and was like ...oh can you...

[Rachel Redhead @RachelMRedhead]

@morganheyn i like u too

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Just a reminder...

Hillary- Nasty
Mayor of San Juan- Nasty
NFL Players- Sons Of Bitches
Democrats- Losers

Nazis- Fine People