Rachel Marlena Stevens

Half Southern Belle, Half Ivy League. Accidental Activist. Politics Obsessed. UConn Law 25. IP Lit. Staunch defender of Oxford commas & fountain pens. they/them

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

It's the last day of our IGNITE campaign for the @UConnLaw and the Accessibility Coalition. Can you help us out? #IGNITEaccess

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

Not super proud of this page (work in progress!), but I'm SO proud of the Accessibility Coalition, an org I co-founded at @UConnLaw to help make the legal world a more inclusive space. Help us with our campaign, if you can! https://t.co/prMPzaQtXr #IGNITEAccessibility

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@KevinVrevich @HarneyTea can confirm … he also has the Mother’s Day tea. We love you guys!!! #teatime

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

Watch it?! @JonathanEarle2 @KevinVrevich Let me start assembling my gear to train - we’re headed to (checks notes) … maybe we wait for the @OfficialBlueyTV Olympics in Brisbane. #OlympicGames

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

Trains are a big part of our culture. So is democracy. 💙 Biden the @POTUS and Biden the cocktail.

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@michaelkasdan @michaelkasdan you know it’s all about the optics! @LaCivitaC knows what he is doing. Now if only @POTUS would come out, as @davepell suggested, in the style of #genewilder as @WonkaMovie

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@KevinVrevich Can confirm (re: @X ) I only get on the Twitter when @KevinVrevich tells me I missed something. My brain might be bad, but my instincts are unparalleled. #HistoryMatters #TrumpAssasinationAttempt #LabourLandside @RussellLib #booklovers

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

If the letters fit ….

But seriously, the 2020 campaign spent too much $$$ trying to MAKE those small dollar donations. That won’t be happening under Wiles and @LaCivitaC , thank you kindly. #Trump2024 #TrumpAssasinationAttempt

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

Who did this? 😂

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@KevinVrevich Yay Imani Rodham! If only @maddiebklyn had stopped by, it would have been the greatest birthday of his life! 🥳🥳

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@JohnHinckley20 Hi! I was really looking forward to the concert and am so sorry it was cancelled, @JohnHinckley20 😞. I thought there might be records/albums/music for sale there but since the show ended up not happening, do you have any? Would love to buy. Thanks!

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@knilirabaj Thrilled for you @knilirabaj !

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@ItsMattsLaw @ItsMattsLaw you know what’s even better than a paralegal? An inaugural summer associate class of 1 who works remotely that you get to train to do things exactly the way you want them done right from the start because they are still in school.

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@KevinVrevich I mean… he was part of our wedding ceremony. I can’t imagine he gets that all that often this century. You could just write and tell them! 💙💁🏻🖋️

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@KevinVrevich @likethehotel_ According to WHOM!? It took @bobbyshriver all of 45 seconds to blast it along with a (👇). Game wasn’t even over before RFK jr. pretended a random PAC released it apropos of nothing.

And, it’s not the point but can we talk a/b the 70 y/o unironically using a jingle a/b youth?

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@KevinVrevich @KevinVrevich the answer was, is, and will forever be … 42. We have known the answer for decades. #h2g2

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@mindfullyemily Sounds like it’s time to move because if you’re going to get a third, you might as well get a fourth… you know, just in case a current beefs with the newbie - they can pair off accordingly. That’s what I threaten anyway. 🙌😝🤩

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@KevinVrevich Well what about @MIT ? They’ve got a lot of nerve…

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@knilirabaj Didn’t know you were also a fan, @knilirabaj !

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@TheBloggess When I read the first part, I immediately assumed what followed “a billion microscopic glass shards” was something like, “fell into the bowl and all over Alphabeta(with a silent a), Hailey’s present for their gf!” So you’re already doing WAY better than anticipated.

[Rachel Marlena Stevens @RachelMarlena]

@ppiewme @alfe_joseph @KatAMacfarlane Oh I know … it was just that it happened at a law school where they were actively citing the handbook, changing what they decided it meant on the fly, and *then* decided to throw in a few “unspoken” requirements. They did NOT appreciate me suggesting it should be in writing.