Rachel Porto

writer, editor, superhero wannabe. momma, student, farmer wannabe. crafter, creator, just trying to be.

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Putting your business on social media and then telling people not to judge you is like putting on a pair of underwear and then telling your butt not to fart in them.

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Change is possible!!! Now it is time to take this to the federal level.

#taxfreeSBP #goldstarfamilies #goldstarkids #survivorbenefits #Maryland #taxes https://t.co/pC8MaxWxSK

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

@HarfordAegis I have a story for ya, Aegis writers. These tax changes are costing the children of fallen service members THOUSANDS of dollars. Would love to chat with you about it. #goldstarfamilies #taxtime #heresastory #taxfreeSBP

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

@WrittenWard @Caaithomi Definitely thought she was 😂

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Children of fallen military are being heavily taxed on the benefits they receive for their deceased parent. My daughter owes $964 this year, on top of what was already taken out. #GoldStarFamilies #childrenofthefallen #Taxes #NoTaxesForGoldStarKids

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

@HeatherOnAir @MyFitnessPal @MFP_Ops YES! Felt like I was losing my mind

[maddy @timesnewmaddy]

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Link to the registration?? Not on FB or website. https://t.co/ubXX4PTRFd

[Harford Sheriff @Harford_Sheriff]

Join us Thursday Night for a Public Discussion on School Safety!

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Published in literary magazine Six Hens https://t.co/oy7CrZU9Ru

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Very excited to announce my work had been featured in the literary magazine, Six Hens. Check it out here... https://t.co/qWjFo6mSUc

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Sent out some queries today. Fingers crossed and lots of prayers and vibes. #amwriting

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

When you can't sleep because you'd rather be writing but you need to sleep because your 5 month old doesn't.

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

My husband's was 7+ years ago. I should expect my phone call from past admin when exactly? https://t.co/tZv0OfKkGY

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Trump says he's written letters to families of soldiers killed in Niger, will call at "some point". Their deaths were announced 12 days ago.

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Those little bottles of alcohol you get on airplanes #HalloweenCandySubstitutes

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I hate politically correctness. It’s the worst thing ever. People need to laugh at traumatic situations.
Humor is the great equalizer.

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Children. Constantly feeling hungover without a drop off alcohol. #SundayMorning

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

@mulaney @DudeJesse @nickkroll @bigmouth Yeah, thanks for making it guys. It's the sex Ed I never knew I needed.

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

Fiance did his first hashtag. #weird

[Rachel Porto @RachelMrsP]

@DudeJesse Cutest dude.