Rachel Stowell❤

i like to binge watch Netflix and eat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

This did not age well

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

I judge people based on the toilet paper they have at their house

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

If I ask @lifeofbryony out on a date, am I asking @VancityReynolds or a 94 year old grandmom? Either way, I'm asking

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

Last summer, I was mad I broke my leg and couldnt go to any parks, so I bought 8 -yes 8- Hershey Park tickets for this summer. The universe is against me having fun.

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

What more can you ask

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Ghosting: because I’d rather look like an asshole than let you slowly find out that I suck.

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

"Is the purge happening? Bc i cant wait to kill you f*ckers" - my mom

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

are we still using days of the week at this point?

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

Business casual has become sweats everyday for the past 2 weeks. I will no longer know how to dress when I go back in the office

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

Insert tweet about the Corona virus

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

Being an adult means you can buy uncrustables whenever you want

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

@jesscarboy Maybe thats why i dont

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

I judge people based on the toilet paper they have at their house

[little critter @smelsey_]

kris jenner contacting kylie cosmetics to create a Rise n Shine eyeshadow+lip kit bundle

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

This is his 4th cookie, look how happy he is

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

Just found out my dog loves fortune cookies 🥠

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

He definitely tried to eat the fortune while i was reading it to him

[Rachel Stowell❤ @RachelNotRachal]

I need this support in my life

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

Not sure why everyone’s so worried about Thor, he’s fine guys...