Rachel Peters

We're all gonna die, trying to get it right.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

If calling your Dad anytime you get yourself into a pickle doesn’t feel like the Navy Seals are about to swoop down and save your ass, that’s unfortunate.

[regan @OBrienRegan]

It’s been 12 years and I’m still not over Dan killing Uncle Keith

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Nothing kills my vibe like calories on a menu.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

Life of a nurse: *tries to enjoy day off* ends up rescuing an old man on the lake and about to start CPR, all before the noon hour. 😅👩🏼‍⚕️🤷🏼‍♀️

[AZ Nick 🐦‍🔥 @NickGlowMindset]

If your relationship is the only thing in your life that can make you happy, you’re in trouble, because it can be taken away from you. You need a higher purpose. You need a passion. Be so rooted in your being that nobody’s absence or presence can disturb your soul.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

If you liked Making a Murderer, you should watch The Staircase on Netflix.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

Haven’t even left the state yet and I already miss my pup 😞💔

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

The show Married at First Sight is what all of my nightmares are made of... I’d rather die alone, thanks.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

Tell me how the human race used to run around in the wild and shit but now, thousands of years later, I stub a toe and it literally takes me out.. I’m sorry, Darwin. 🙈

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

🤗

[Cody Johnson @CodyJohnsonPBR]

Your life will get better when you realize it’s better to be alone than to chase people who don’t really care about you.

[Hailey Whitters @haileywhitters]

... more like 12 pounds of Christmas

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

@b_lamb21 Going there in June so plz try to keep drunk mental notes of all the fun stops!

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

Just going to demolish the rest of these Christmas cookies and pretend my Mom didn’t seriously suggest that I sign up for https://t.co/f7W1jvnDsg this weekend.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

You ever just think back to when you were younger, complaining about all the materialistic things your parents wouldn’t get you.. and now having a job and understanding the concept of money you just want to throat punch your ungrateful eleven year old self, cause same.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

There are many people out there who think being single is the worst thing in the world, and tbh I just have to laugh knowing things like that type of mindset are far, far worse.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

@b_lamb21 Toughen up! Nurses do it every damn day.

[Rachel Peters @RachelOPeters]

I feel like I can’t listen to the song Perfect now unless it’s the version with Beyoncé

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Can’t Prince Harry and his American girlfriend run our country? They seem nice.