Sausage Party

A twitter dedicated to the interesting dates I go on and the men I meet. Choose your fighter carefully.

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

I hate that I’m such a hopeless romantic, it’s so toxic how badly I want to marry this man and knowing that it won’t happen anytime soon because we aren’t financially stable enough is such a vibe killer...might start an OF just to afford a damn wedding

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

If your partner ain’t your number one fan, get a new one

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

I felt guilty about putting my shit on him. He told me “rach, when I asked you to be my gf, I was signing a contract to take on your emotional triggers. So don’t ever feel bad, I am and will always be there for you, to comfort you and take on your emotional baggage.” 😭😭

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

I know this is sappy but it’s a Dalton appreciation post. I just had one of the worst weeks of my life. And this man sat with me EVERY DAY while I had a mental breakdown and helped me through it. He drove to my house at 1 in the morning just to give me a hug and hold me.

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

I know this is sappy but it’s a Dalton appreciation post. I just had one of the worst weeks of my life. And this man sat with me EVERY DAY while I had a mental breakdown and helped me through it. He drove to my house at 1 in the morning just to give me a hug and hold me.

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

So my coworker and I found out today that we fucked the same dude at different times in our lives...what a thing to bond over

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

And I know everyone is talking about the coconut oil but like my concern is if it’s good for the kitty #JAYALVARREZ

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

Honestly, yeah I watched Jay Alvarrez’s sex tape...that shit was like a cinematic experience. There’s no way it was “leaked” but nevertheless, that man knows how to use his tongue in all the right ways 😅

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

@jpgnna Holy shit girl take sage with you next time and CLEANSE that shit

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

Dalton and I are going to Tobermory next week. And I forgot to book a parking reservation for the Grotto which means we cant access the park. I was so upset but this man...this was his reply. He makes me feel so special 🥺 I literally cried

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

Yesterday, Dalton and I went back to the place where we had our very first date, exactly a year ago! We searched for the same rock we sat on and reminisced about what we spoke about. It was probably my favourite date that we’ve been on hands down

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I don’t know why these aren’t trending anymore, but across the country #BlackLivesMatter protests haven’t stopped.

This is Chicago today 👇🏻

https://t.co/9XQJIxbBIl

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

I am so grateful for finally being in a non-toxic relationship where I can honestly say we have both matured so much over these past few months 🥰

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

Last night when my bf came over, he got a little cold so I gave him one of the sweaters I stole from him and then had the audacity to ask him to give it back before he left 😂😂 the most important part is that he did without questioning it

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

Slowly noticing that it’s the small moments in a relationship that make the biggest impact..driving around singing along to one direction with Dalton was my favourite part of yesterday’s date hands down

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

I can send my man a juicy ass pic and he will hype me the fuck up even though he very well knows it was all just angles cause he knows how small my butt really is 😂😂 I appreciate that so much

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

Things not to call your boyfriend a memoir by me; your splenda daddy

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

Do you guys ever just get that feeling where you aren’t tired but you don’t want to be awake either lol

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

@DavidWoo2316 Honestly I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

[Sausage Party @RachelScaries]

My bfs sis just gave birth and he keeps sending me pics of this lil baba and Omg the baby fever is REAL...I didn’t really want kids but these pics are SENDING me. And the psycho in me wants one now but the Indian part of me is saying “stupid I ain’t gonna let you get the chance”

[Barbie @themurdamami]

As you get older, you start to see who was raised properly. Too many people lack the basic level of respect.