Rachel Sevier

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

"Baby Driver, I'm guessing a movie about golfing or uber." - Meg

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

@joshua_nee The world really would be a better place with Lizzie's tweets

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

We should get ziplocks filled with dirt, throw them at cars and yell "dirt bag."

- Lizzie

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

"I don't like Tom Hardy, I think he has women lips." - Lizzie

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

"If you're not interesting, your shirt might as well be." - Meg

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

"Vengeance is drink best served with foot ice."

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

"I just let him drink my foot ice, and I felt really vindicated." - Dabney

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

This morning someone asked me if we were getting the day off for "Magic Friday."

10/10 can confirm she was referring to Good Friday

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

Vodka is def proving to be the best cold medicine

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

You've reached the "old married couple" stage of your friendship when you're sick and your pal brings you some alka seltzer

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

When I left Tennessee 2 weeks ago the low that day was 19. Fast forward to now in Louisiana, it's 74 & humid af #christmasinthesouth

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

Two days ago my phone died at 40% with no warning. Today it's been running strong on 1% for a solid 4 1/2 hours. Serious trust issues here.

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

I'm not sayin' I'm a hero, but I definitely saved this toast tonight.

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

U know when there's just somethin' deep in the core of ur being that tells u to press cancel on the toaster when it's been takin' awhile?

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

you ungrateful bastard

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

"You will never be more wrong than the first time you say "I love you." You will mean it, sure, but you'll still be lying"

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

I feel like I'm either in a very futuristic place or I'm stealing every time I use Apple Pay

[jackie roelofs @heyjackie07]

Haven't had time to grocery shop or do laundry this week bec I can't stop looking at Biden memes

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

This isn't right #NotMyPresident

[Rachel Sevier @RachelSevier]

The moment one of your students tells you she's scared about walking home b/c there's a rally nearby & she's afraid of the trump supporters