my Uber took two wrong turns & i damn near had a panic attack nigga seen it all on my face he was like…..
him: “you ok”
me: “ughh you took two wrong turns”
him: “yea it's traffic”
me: “oh ok you know females out here getting kidnapped”
him: “ma’am i don't even want my wife”
genuinely shocked how hard it is for any of these players to simply say
“we were carried away in the celebration when we laughed at the joke. this is no excuse but we realize we have to do better. we are sorry.”
just did it for you! feel free to copy and paste!
Yesterday I overheard my 3 year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.