Waiting for @zoom_us and @Snapchat to join forces and put the Snap filters on Zoom so I never have to do my makeup again as long as I’m working from home.
seeing people angry about walmart requiring masks makes my brain hurt.
like, hey, if you’re that mad about it then just 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙜𝙤 you stupid fucking pineapple.
Add your birth month and your birth day digits to get a new number.
Search "b99" in GIFS and start counting.
Whichever GIF you land on when you get to your new number is how your day's going to go.
It’s ridiculous that Starbucks won’t let you order anything bigger than a Grande (16oz) cold brew due to the amount of caffeine. Like, y’all know that Dunkin is serving 32oz large cold brew coffee right across the street?? 😂
my sister just asked me if I wanted go out with her tonight. she said her friend invited her out ten minutes ago. TEN. MINUTES. NOTICE. TO GO OUT. and she's GOING. on a WEEKNIGHT. A TUESDAY. am i old or is this chaotic energy