Rachel Stompoly

my most remarkable skill is being able to take a drink while laying in bed

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

Waiting for @zoom_us and @Snapchat to join forces and put the Snap filters on Zoom so I never have to do my makeup again as long as I’m working from home.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Find someone that looks at you the way @PatrickMahomes looks at his Super Bowl ring 😍

[kat @KTReneeR]

seeing people angry about walmart requiring masks makes my brain hurt.

like, hey, if you’re that mad about it then just 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙜𝙤 you stupid fucking pineapple.

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Add your birth month and your birth day digits to get a new number.

Search "b99" in GIFS and start counting.

Whichever GIF you land on when you get to your new number is how your day's going to go.

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

@nbcbrooklyn99

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

@netflix #SayIDo is the self care show that I didn’t know I needed 😍😍

[Karamo @Karamo]

Is there a name for male Karen’s yet? #AskingForAFriend

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

Yeahhhhh Love Is Blind is actually the worst reality show I’ve watched in a long time what is up with these dramatic morons!!!

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

Gov. Parson says crime is cancelled so... no criming y’all. 🛑❌

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

have we tried asking the virus to stop it nicely

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

@Toryyanne Just the second episode! All these proposals and I just feel like none of these people are genuine or real 😂😂

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

Watching Love Is Blind and I can’t help but feel like 100% of these people are paid actors.

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

@Toryyanne RIGHT! I know what I’m about!!

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

It’s ridiculous that Starbucks won’t let you order anything bigger than a Grande (16oz) cold brew due to the amount of caffeine. Like, y’all know that Dunkin is serving 32oz large cold brew coffee right across the street?? 😂

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

My damn cat just knocked my favorite hair tie down the drain and yes I have about 98 others but THAT ONE was my favorite.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Thank you #ChiefsKingdom that one was for you! But we aren’t done yet! ⏰

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

my sister just asked me if I wanted go out with her tonight. she said her friend invited her out ten minutes ago. TEN. MINUTES. NOTICE. TO GO OUT. and she's GOING. on a WEEKNIGHT. A TUESDAY. am i old or is this chaotic energy

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

@MissReichert @Sellers__23 Omg was the surcharging insane?

[Rachel Stompoly @RachelStomp]

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[Hot Shots: A Sports Podcast @HotShotsPodcast]

All #Chiefs fans right now.