Rachel Horton

Here for book recommendations and cute animal pics. She/Her

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?”

“No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

@TreadLightly_RE

[Snuffleupagus @MrSnuffleupagus]

Even though we may be far apart you can always imagine me giving you a hug until we meet again.

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

@ericlaw Do you....know where that guy is?

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

I visited a class of second graders to teach them about poetry, and this is a poem one student wrote.

What is Life?

My name is Marisa.
Today I feel like a wealthy lioness prancing in the fields.
Sometimes I am a fox.
Sometimes I am a wolf.
But always I am loyal.
I ask the world, "What is life?"
And the answer is
a wealthy lioness prancing in the fields.

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

@ericlaw Okay

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Always bring enough water on a hike to replenish the hydration you lose through sweating or crying.

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

@dahliacaine Book please? 🙂

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

hello darkness my old friend
why are you here its 4pm

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

happy "let's circle back after the holidays" season to all who observe

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

@OKWildlifeDept I had no idea. Is there a way…what if I want…can I go back in time and unsee this? Who knew three letters could conjure small toothed aquatic demons from my nightmares on my computer screen? And they’re REAL.

[Daniel Bunn @DanielBunnJr]

Tomorrow is Reformation Day. Don’t forget to leave a hammer and nail out for Martin Luther tonight.

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

Made me think of @TreadLightly_RE

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

Avoided reading ‘Turtles All the Way Down’ for years because I was afraid I would learn I didn’t actually have OCD from reading it (med pros tell me I do, but how can they KNOW??).

I finally read it and LOVED it. And I definitely have OCD. Probably.

Go read this good book 📕

[Rachel Horton @RachelTheHorton]

I’ve never been so excited to turn 41.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Can't believe spirit halloween sells this

[Sun-Maid @Sun_Maid]

We are proud to be the scariest part of Halloween.