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Illegal Lesbian - Time's sloppy seconds - Horny for Doorhandles - She/Her It/It's - Icon by @Fringecrow - NSFW, no minors

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Four Rachels

(Art by @StrawberryTfs @Starlight_Twist and @ariverofstars)

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Aggressively telling the customs people that my brain is "bitch spaghetti" and all the rum in my carryon luggage is "the sauce, baybeeeeee" before getting gunned down in cold blood by the plane cops for making fingerguns

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

Everyone go watch my new video! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

https://t.co/Y6UW6RcGc3

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Trying to nap in uni and someone called the campus cops on me >:/

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@vexwerewolf

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So I've been looking for furry trash wallpapers for my monitors at uni

And I had the most cursed thought. I don't know if I'm going to. It might be too rich for my blood, in terms of being cursed, but.

The pisswolf adultery whiteboard can be cropped to 16:10 :|

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You know what I fucking love?

That I can't claim credit for the audio work I did before 2017 or so on discogs because their policy wrt trans peoples names is fucking bullshit.

[Tiltify @tiltify]

Congratulations to the @dvs_online community who has now raised over $50,000 for charity on Tiltify!

Can we get some W's in the chat?

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Whenever someone has to pee, my instant, reflexive reaction is "Don't drown!"

On a call trying to coordinate getting someone in florida into a shelter on higher ground was not a good time for that reflex to kick in tbh.

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@vyruem Its called a hemipenis wtf

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@Vyrulence :(

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Every night I put my dick in the mattress hole

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@mochynbrwnt Honestly idk the last time I saw a tweet about Welsh history

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@DizFoley Ooh rat, I'm okay with this

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@mochynbrwnt Automation to reduce workloads? No, just automation to enable the consolidation of wealth by the rich. Assisted dying as a matter of bodily autonomy? No, assisted dying because you're too expensive tbh.

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@mochynbrwnt Why does everything which would be a good thing by itself get fucking twisted into a bad thing under capital.

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@mochynbrwnt The entire population is ranked and everyone has to means test the person immediately below them

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@mochynbrwnt Look, the government is creating jobs okay (60% of the country is now employed to enforce various layers of means testing on the other 40%)