Rachel Van

Actor. Singer. Lawyer. Sister. Daughter. Friend. Formerly Southern. Animal lover. Happy.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Happy Rachel is happy.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

The sound of a leaf blower makes me want to commit murder.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Stop and frisk is unconstitutional.
Stop and frisk is unconstitutional.
Stop and frisk is unconatitutional.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Just explained what frog giggin' was in an audition. Because Southerner.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Real casting call on Backstage: "Casting a new docuseries about men & women with dwarfism who are psychic." #whenonenicheisnotenoughanymore

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Just took a lactaid with a gluten-free beer. Cuz I'm a gangster.

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Y'all.
"Rediculous" isn't a word.
"Ridiculous" is.

Stop it.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

"It's the movie of the moment." That's an endorsement? That's saying "This is a movie that's a movie right now." #MoneyMonster #trailer

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@EsquireOnyx The feeling is super mutual!!! We'll make it happen.

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@EsquireOnyx Soon, I hope! I definitely owe you guys and the Lou a visit!

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

"I've buried two of my dentists." -Mine and Kevin's uber driver

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Man-spreaders should have to buy 2 seats...

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"We're 30! We pee in toilets now!"

-Actual thing my fiance just said.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Recording music is hard work, y'all. But I love it. I really, really love it.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Band conversations -

Kevin: Do you remember that sound guy? He died from diabetes.
Wayne: Seriously?
Kevin: Well, meth and diabetes.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

First night in the recording studio! Water is my bestie.

[Rachel Van @RachelVanEsq]

Greatest real life skill I retained from cheerleading? Applying makeup on a moving bus.

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Are fleece leggings on top of fleece leggings the basic white girl equivalent of racks on racks on racks? Cuz I'm doin' it...

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Apparently when a #Greyhound driver is over an hour late, there's no contingency plan. You just sit on the bus for that hour and wait...

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Listening to Rene Fleming sing at the downtown Chicago Christmas tree lighting. Opera nerd Rachel is happy.

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Paris, je t'aime.