Darth Knope (she/her)

Wine drinker, re-tweeter, writer, and reader.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

What the actual fuck

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@Kathlee97137163 My grocery store has an app, and I can search for things and it tells me what aisle they’re on. Maybe yours does, too?

[Willy Lowry @willy_lowry]

A visibly shaken and angry Senator Elizabeth Warren just spoke in-front of #SCOTUS. @TheNationalNews

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

This is required viewing. Required. Stop whatever shit you’re doing and watch this.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@MelissaKoosmann I heard that’s the way to do it! Drink your coffee, Power Nap, then by the time you wake up the caffeine is fully in your blood. Let us know if it worked.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@YuckyTom Put the pen in your mouth.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@danozzi But definitely not turning on the t.v.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

Now to get to 420…

[Fake Believe Podcast @fakebelieve_pod]

Our first episode has 69 downloads 😎

To get the next top 3 to 69:

- New World Order = 16
- Area 51 = 23
- Illuminati = 25

So do your part and listen on your favorite streaming service!

#Nice😎

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@calebsaysthings I like you a lot.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@epcotfitzgerald @markedly I used this joke as an icebreaker once, and it, ah, did not go well. (But I said a garbanzo bean in my mouth.)

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@grammartable Squirrel. I added an extra ‘l’ at the end, and totally could’ve avoided 4th grade defeat if I’d just paid attention to the judge who clearly had a “That’s right” face at the first ‘l.’

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@hmorley29 @BradleyWhitford @PattiLuPone Hmmm, I don’t think it sounds like her at all!

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@lexxiferrn What about my baby on a suitcase?

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@cfmarker @sloansharma @mehdirhasan I am not 100% sure, but I’m guessing it’s “let’s fucking go.” (Louisiana Fried Goose is also plausible.)

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@JewsFromTheSix @baanaanana @RealiaAmelia @capqueen19 I think the world has changed ‘for a group of people whose feelings were hurt.’ (If I conflate that to my actual experience; it is not how I would categorize it.) And I promise you I have no interest in being a victim! And most ppl don’t want that either as far as I can tell.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@JewsFromTheSix @baanaanana @RealiaAmelia @capqueen19 Well, me for one. A bunch of others. Maybe someday you’ll be interested in why a bunch of us care about it. Maybe not.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@JewsFromTheSix @baanaanana @RealiaAmelia @capqueen19 Well, words are important. And pointing out that ‘guys’ is a ‘neutral’ term when its feminine form wouldn’t be acceptable to a mixed group is another way for us to examine how pervasive our tendency to use masculine terms as the default is. Just a fun little microcosm.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@MelissaKoosmann You were the first person to tell me about RBG. (I got a D- in AP Government.) You called her a badass. This hurts.

[Darth Knope (she/her) @Rachel_A_Stuck]

@MelissaKoosmann @mmgriskey I hear they’re terribly comfortable.