It's Rachel

I have things to say, places to see and people to do.

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@trixiemattel here rachel

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December 3rd, 1968 is an important day for 2 reasons:

- Elvis ‘68 Comeback Special aired
- Brendan Fraser was born

Good day indeed!

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@dog_rates I propose we up the max rating for this beautiful angel to a 20/10, please and thanks.

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@OfficialKat The irony of Twitter….

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@SalVulcano Let me know if I need to bake you one of each to taste. For science.

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Jeffrey Bezos’ ears must be so full of shit that when someone said “eat a dick,” he must have heard “ride a dick,” and did just that.
Side note: this must have been what Bo Burnham was congratulating him on in Inside.

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@joshgad Welcome to Club 40’s. It’s not elite. Everyone is allowed. 🤗

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@VancityReynolds @Mintmobile @VancityReynolds please answer:
Rick Moranis in Deadpool or you in a sequel/reboot of Spaceballs?

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@RawBeautyKristi This might be late, but I use Calm. It’s a magnesium supplement you can find in the organic section at Fred’s. Couple teaspoons in hot water and drink. You see results the next day. I’m drinking some now.

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@thekjohnston

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@jaimepantss Ferrante 2020 - Ladies, not interested
My cats were fighting...

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@ArgoMemphis 😁😒😭🤗🤪💙💙💙💙💙

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@RawBeautyKristi Frozen waffles with strawberry sauce and sausages. Kids got to work in the kitchen and had free reign on how much they wanted. Best week ever!

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@jaimepantss Rubber is bad. Plan 9 From Outer Space is bad. Hellraiser is exceptionally horrible.

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@gabrielzamora Janis Joplin. 3 years old. Barely 5lbs. Coke trail under her nose. Such a snot! Wouldn’t have her any other way.

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@joshgad I would need more than 280 characters to discuss effects. Long story short: I haven’t seen my daddy in almost 4 months. He lives in a nursing home. A staff member tested positive a week ago. I’m scared he’ll get it. 😭😭😭
Big safe hugs to you and your family.

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@ThomasBeautyy How about DebBra Zeer? Emphasis on the brassiere...

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@VisitGraceland My anthem which is Moody Blue....

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@RawBeautyKristi Kristi: You can’t talk to me like that. I’m someone’s mother.
Also Kristi: Biiiiitch!
Also also Kristi while reviewing skin care products: This smells like literal butt-shit.
*looks at newborn baby to see if there is a diaper needing change*
Kristi: Oh...

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@joshgad The Dooks