Rachel Hailey

Writer of Dark Fantasy and Paranormal Romance. Lover of Monsters.
#RevPit #CampRevPit #TLDRWriters

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Do you eat Elephant Ears where you're from? If not, what do you call these things? (Pic from random google search) Help an author with research. #BookTwitter #Food #AuthorsOfTwitter

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@laurahunsaker This is my personal fave. All the perks of first person and so much easier for writing a book with multi-points of view.

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From recent conversation:
"I can't wait until my kids are as old as yours."
Me - Blinks "What?"
"Yeah. It will be so much easier -"
Me - Bursts into wild laughter. "Are you high?"
"But like..."
Me - "No. Just no."
"Is there at least less laundry?"
*laughs harder*
#parenting

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@ViviAnneHunt HARD SAME lol If I ever have to read the spicy scenes aloud, I will probably suffer a stroke or some kind of brain explosion.

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One day this book will be finished. That won't be today. But one day.

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@JohnRHinton2 Sure. I love being a wife and mom and frankly living in a society where there's not insane pressure to be EVERYTHING all the time would be a freaking relief.

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That thread about how often authors talk to their agents gives me anxiety & now I'm thinking I dont ever want an agent. Other than my husband, there's never been a single person I have wanted to talk to that often. Like... just let me sit over here in the corner and write, okay?

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When copy edits turn into rewriting entire chapters... and the planned release date is only a few weeks a way-

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The people who want romance books without a HEA must be the same types who eat pizza with a fork, scrape the icing off cupcakes, and don't allow their dogs to sleep on the foot of the bed.

#RomanceBooks #Romancelandia

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@pleasereylo Can someone just tell this chick about different genres?

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If I see the same product advertised more than 5 times a day, the item, whatever it is, whether I need it or not, is going on a list of things I WILL NEVER EVER BUY AGAIN. EVER. #Petty

[Rachel Hailey @Rachel_Hailey]

Proud writer of UNLIKABALE heroines.
I got a sweary bunch of hot chicks with trauma who refuse to tolerate bullshit.

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I saw a thread about unlikeable heroines. And when you start to read what makes a heroine UNlikable to some readers, you realize it's the same traits that make a HERO likeable.

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Just in case there was any question where I stood on the spectrum of good and evil -
I'm a book- annotating , spine-cracker who eats pineapple and salami on my gluten free pizza.
#MorallyGray #booktwt #BookMonster #Reading

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If you're a really bad person as a writer, when you get to hell you have to do line edits for eternity. #amediting #writersoftwitter

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@BlogSpells Pretty sure this is the legit definition of play stupid games win stupid prizes. This dude probably licks wasp nests and eats gas station sushi.

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Amber Heard is the new poster girl for crazy bitch and a cautionary tale for why you don't fuck crazy no matter how pretty.

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@Penny_Zang I write every day, late in the evening. I set office hours - from 10 pm to 3:00 am - But no one wakes up until 10am so I get 4 to 5 hours of sleep.

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@LA_Knight89 I am baffled by this whole thing. Parenting is work? being a SAHP is a JOB- you PAY people to babysit and teach and isn't everyone yelling about how underappreciated teachers are? Like, if parenting doesn't require you to put forth any effort, you're probably not doing it right

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@WritesJo That take is just bad. That's like saying a plumber should be ablet to work on anything, fix anything that requires wrenches - but would you really want your plumber to fix your car? Your elevator?
Just because the tools are similar doesn't mean they require the same skillset