Rachel Mortimer

if all you see is how i look you’ll miss the super chick within -mary-kate and ashley’s a holiday in the sun

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

so happy for every instagrammer and celebrity on the planet for you and your sour bread

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Dear Fans: I promise never to use explosives or anything flammable when I reveal my gender to you.

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

just got back on a dating app after a long while and was on there for no more than 5 minutes and already a man insinuated his dog is gonna attack my dog. so love is in the air tonight.

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

when I'm making plans:

"I'm down" - yes

"I'd be down" - I'm not down, but if I must be down I will be.

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

@timdmorford LOL Apologies, let me change the scenario— you’re walking down the sidewalk and a hurricane is headed your way

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

some people hold the argument that not ENOUGH people are dying of covid for them to care and that just baffles me

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

@dinalynn86 still good people. Love you too

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

@dinalynn86 down the spread that fit the need. Why can’t we do the same for Covid. It’s proven that face masks help, that’s it. It’s because people aren’t taken preventative measures that we are shut down. Again I get where you’re coming from and I know people who think that way and they are

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

@dinalynn86 I get what your saying, and I agree to an extent. The difference with these viruses and diseases are that they aren’t so easily spreadable that all you have to do is breath in another persons direction for them to get it. Furthermore preventative measures have been taken to keep

[kirst @kirstenjohnsonn]

my favorite thing about my friends is that we send each other unboxing vids pretending to be influencers whenever we get a package

[T.J. McKay @CoachTJMcKay]

Defunding the police sounds radical until you realize realize we’ve been defunding education for years.

[Rachel Mortimer @Rachel_Mort]

As a person who works in HR, idk how it is possible some one could possibly get 79 formal warnings and still have their job. I mean just look at that from a business model standpoint if that’s all you care about. There is zero excuse.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

He was reviewed for using force 79 times in three and a half years on the job. This is why we protest.
https://t.co/Ra3QSbPx45

[Lecrae @lecrae]

When it feels like nothing’s working...God is.

[Hype William Carlos Williams @sheedemilio]

There's nothing wrong with deleting your black square now that you've received more information.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

I’m watching so many decisions be made to stop the looting & rioting. National guard has been called in...curfews are being moved around. How about arresting the other officers that were involved in the death of George Floyd. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ How about Justice???