Rachel Ricci

The girl that Catch 22 was singing about.

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

Boss: Oh no, you’ve got powder all over your coat! Can’t lean up against your car this time of year.
Me: (Knowing very well it was from the 4 cookies I ate in the car before I came in to work) Ugh, totally.

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

@joshportman Welcome back! Your superb puns needed their home.

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The best thing about #Deadpool2 was probably the part where I had to explain to my 60 year old mother what "tea bagging" means. #itwasabondingmoment @VancityReynolds

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

"I Ate Too Much Again: A Memoir." She pens, as she pours her fourth bowl of cereal.

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

When you're a girl who plays fantasy football, be wary of your surroundings when using the term 'whose D do I want this week?' #lessons

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

*patiently yet consistently refreshes @anthonyjeselnik 's Twitter feed*

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

Just heard on Chopped: "your ham wasn't hammy enough. And for that, we had to chop you" riveting stuff, guys.

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

When you have more tan lines from your sports bra than your bikini...I think I'm doing vacation wrong. #howdo

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

NOT sitting alone in a bowling alley parking lot listening to Fergalicious right now, that's for sure.

[Chi Chi @chichiclothing]

💜 FOLLOW + RT TO WIN A LAURYN DRESS FROM https://t.co/MT0xx7kyfM - Ends 10pm Thurs 9th Feb #IAmChiChi #Competition 💜

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

@Janderson1023 I HATE PUGS AND I HATE YOU

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

And this is why I've picked up @AntonioBrown the past four years. #noragrets https://t.co/cC4zvhDaUC

[AB @AB84]

Having regrets for not drafting me 1st for #FantasyFootball? Don't worry, I’m a friendly ghost… https://t.co/UKt9mD9QpM #boomin #ad

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

@Janderson1023 https://t.co/flTZXfPgYF

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I LOVE OFFICE CULTURE

WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE

I WILL LOOP YOU IN

LET US CIRCLE BACK

I EAT BONES

SYNERGY

WHAT DID I JUST SAY EVEN

[Hart Agency @HartAgency]

Miss Rachel Ricci ❤️#SweetHartOfTheMonth December nominee! #liketovote #hartagency @hartagency @rachel_ricci

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

The only good thing that's come out of the #MannequinChallenge is that it raises awareness of the proper spelling of "mannequin"

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

"YOLO, ammirite?" #election2016

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

When @KristinBreeyo orders the mahi mahi but requests only one mahi...because she's just not that hungry.

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

You never truly understand the struggles of first world problems until you get a new car and it doesn't have electric seats.

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

When you see @anthonyjeselnik is finally touring so you have a mini stroke and buy roughly 18 tickets to more than one show. #yup.

[Rachel Ricci @Rachel_Ricci]

Things I learned from the debate: "espionage" is a really fun and frankly underused word.