Rachel

[Toni🔴⚪(MUNDIALISTA) @Tonigonzlz]

"Todos persiguen la pelota pero nadie la muerde, no entiendo nada"

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Men will believe a woman is slut with zero evidence, but need a documentary, 12 witnesses, DNA CCTV and God’s signature to believe a man is a rapist.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I think going to a cat cafe when I have a cat at home must be what going to a strip club when you're married feels like.

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[kat @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Barcelona, you win. Sagrada Família. Just incredible.

Watch the whole thing with the sound on

[°☆SAR☆° KENZ DAY 💗 @Coucoutruther]

If my man had his ex's name tattooed near his dick, I'd be drier than a burnt piece of toast

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Jalen @jjjjjjalen]

We like 2 summers away from straight men carrying Chanel flap bags. Ladies I’m so sorry

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

I feel bad for people than can’t do stuff on their own like bro eating outside by urself isnt embarrassing

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy