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Dog Mom ♡ 𝒮𝓁𝒶𝓅𝑒 𝒫𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝓈

[☾ @Rachel_Slape]

DM me here, on Facebook at Rachel Slape or Slape Portraits or on instagram at Slape.Portraits! Even spreading the word around would help! 💜 ~ 𝒮𝓁𝒶𝓅𝑒 𝒫𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝓈

[Like a Gay Viking and a sad Librarian had a baby @REirikr]

Columbus apologists saying "judge him by the standards of his time." Ok, lets do that. Of all people on earth, Isabella of Castille was so horrified by his behavior that she had him dragged back to Spain in shackles and stripped of all titles and assets.

[Kaitlin Ruiz @Kaitlin_M_Ruiz]

once I asked my parents if they had any ghost stories, and my mom was like "well, we used to live in a farmhouse with a faucet that always leaked." and then my dad said "one time I saw the devil"

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

kids in 2050 doing the multiple choice part of the APUSH exam and they forgot which try guy committed adultery

[☾ @Rachel_Slape]

These homeless people haven’t done anything illegal, they just exist and they can see them.

[☾ @Rachel_Slape]

The people on my Nextdoor app are advocating for arresting the homeless and sending them to prison. 🤡

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

[Amanda @miasthrngothic]

Sitting patiently waiting for the Adam Levine news to hit twitter

[Rubywoohoo @ShyamaWasHere]

@mattxiv A perfect homage

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i need her to drop this

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’d feel so overshadowed rn if i was the queen bc look at this serve

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Tell me you’re a predator without saying you’re a predator

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

the "adam levine wants to name his baby after the woman he cheated with" allegations are wild. also wild? why did he send a 🤷‍♂️emoji 3 mins after sending the most bonkers message i've ever seen in my life

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

how is that like earth at all then

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I thought my swag was just different but I may be autistic