Rachel Stoffel

can’t eat gluten (but does sometimes)

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[lauren @njdlauren]

Everyone say THANK YOU AMERICAN WOMEN

[mortygurlswift @mortygurlswift]

happy august eve everyone

[jacqueline zegler @jacquelinezegs]

it hurts to see people living your dream (being sponsored by parmesan cheese) (not an olympic silver medal)

[Cemo ❤️‍🔥 @werentfunny]

taylor swift

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

oh okay cool so even elmo is going through it

[mortygurlswift @mortygurlswift]

me everyday

[Tess Yocom @TessYocom]

Hey, Rolling Stone! Plan B isn’t abortion, so the “despite” language here is weird!

[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 @spell1ngisfunn]

cell phones on silent and shut your fucking mouth. The #TSTheErasTourTaylorsVersion on @DisneyPlus is about to begin.

[R. @midnightstrack2]

🚨| Taylor Swift is officially the first woman ever to win the Superbowl 🏉

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

“Now which spice are you?”

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh so you thumbs upped my text instead of hearting it, quick question why do u fucking hate me?

[grace @myyylover]

me calling everyone i know to tell them reputation taylor’s version is coming out is the modern day equivalent of paul revere alerting the masses the british are coming

[✨ 𝓗 𝓞 𝓛 𝓛 𝓨 𓆙 @hollyhollssss]

“not now sweetie, taylor swift is at a football game and her hair is curly”

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like