Hangrypotamus

Just kinda here… ⚽️🕉🚴‍♀️🧗‍♀️♒️

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

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[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@HouseLowlights Watch his feet, the push offs before shots, the landings, he kicks everyone’s ankles and steps on their feet, then falls to the ground… here’s to hoping he rolls an ankle on his own before injuring someone else. Wanna lay on the floor? That can be arranged…

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@Puppieslover It’s all the ears for me 💕💕

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@AnnieAgar Oh and by the way, it will always suck to be Josh Allen

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@DunderMifflinAS The worst thing about prison was the dementors!

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@TheSports_Shift

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@Broncos For one game, could you just play good and not stress me out?

FOR ONE GAME!!??

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@oohDB4lalaL It’s funny cuz we beat em 22-19, haha, eat you heart out baby Brady Mahomes and Mr swift

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@PuppiesIover Reese!

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@ZacStevensDNVR It would be nice if we had an offense good enough to win for him today

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

How do you feel about Sean Peyton’s play calling?

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@TweeetsOfDogs Pistachio

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

@AshySlasheeDB

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

I’m saying it: if you have more than 5 items, you should not be in the self checkout. You’re the problem.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This is why the internet was created!

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

So he wants to mess with my job now? Enjoy the repercussions of that one…

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

Listening to @edsheeran’s Old Phone has me thinking about a video of my former soccer teammates where we were all in someone’s basement and they were being so cute on camera and in the background I eat sh*t stepping on a basketball… I hope someone still laughs at that.

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

RIP Drake
Born: who cares
Died: February 9, 2025
Cause of death: Kendrick

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

Dear California,

So incredibly sorry for all of those who lost homes in the palisade fires… please don’t move to Colorado. Everyone seems to forget the same thing happened here with the Marshall fire December 30th 2021. And we didn’t get national support.

[Hangrypotamus @Rachelah22]

Todays quote of the day:
“Just shoot rainbows up that mother fucker’s ass.” -AG