Rachel Clother⚡️

Do no harm. Take no shit. Scribe turned MA; aspiring PA 🩺💉🤘🏻☠️ //She/her -or- fuck around/find out 🤙🏻

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

Does your downtown smell like toast? Cuz ours does. 🍞😎#JAX #DUUUVAL #LERPtownUSA

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

I will NEVER emotionally recover from not going to the Eras tour. Not ever.

I am not ok.

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

Whenever we decide to actually eat the rich, I’m going directly for the corporate suite of @UHC

You guys SUCK.

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

3 am bagel ✌🏻🥯

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

4.8 billion in profit in Q4 2022 and @UHC cannot fucking wait to stop covering expensive medications that keep you alive.

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

Can wait for the trend shift and everyone trying to restore the volume with filler.

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

February will be filled with good news.
February will be filled with blessings.
February will be filled with progress.
February will be filled with kindness.
February will be filled with new experiences and love.

[Shane Jerominski @AccPharmacist]

Patient: Why does it take so long to transfer a prescription?

Well, when calling CVS you listen to hours of operation, lunch break exceptions, vaccine availability, and promotions. Then after working your way through 36 prompts, you’ve earned the right to be on hold for an hour.

[cvs hater @medicallesbian]

petition to change peer-to-peer from a phone call to a physical fight

[B @bethhhhh25]

You revving your lawnmower VW behind me isn’t gonna make me press on the gas any faster sir, goodbye

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

perfectly happy to give up my gas stove. wouldn’t bother me at all. my only request, as someone who rents, is that you also ban these

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

Bring back lemon Pepsi!!

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

@askUHC No Clarisse what I need is for UHC to update their formulary and stop impeding health care.

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

@UHC THEY DONT MAKE BRANDED TACROLIMUS ANYMORE IT IS ONLY GENERIC PLZ COVER IT THANKS

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

She’s baaaaaaccckkk 😈😜

https://t.co/qCtAgTtJEu

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

Issues McTissues dropping an album near you.

[cvs hater @medicallesbian]

derm is crazy bc at least twice a week i have to tell the doctor “so the patient brought in a baggie of skin flakes for you to look at……”

[Rachel Clother⚡️ @Rachelclothing]

TexASS