Rachel

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Once my adult acne clears up, it’s over for you bitches 😩😂

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

on october 31st at 9:57pm est. lets all stop what we’re doing and just vibe. it could be the key to reversing climate change.

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

A few years ago I had a bad finger spiral fracture. I was recently reminded of the hand specialist I saw, but more importantly, of the online review I wrote for him while I was still on painkillers.

I checked—it’s still online. You’re welcome.

[𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨 @bbywhereuat]

me: *going to pee*

my dog: i think it’d be better if i came with you

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I’m lettin this iPhone keep crackin till this bitch shatter. Fuck it

[McKenzie @mhennessy15]

my brother killed a wasp today and handled it with so much grace

[Rachel @Rachelgarver]

If you don’t tip your delivery driver when it’s monsooning outside, understand you are the worst type of person.

[Andrew Michaan @AndrewMichaan]

followed this man in traffic for a very long time & got none of the answers i wanted

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

ridin pipe

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

So I tried out this number neighbor thing and this had to be done..

[Yasmin🍉 @yasmxxn00]

T-bag is so good at acting, I legit forget he’s acting🤧.

[Rachel @Rachelgarver]

Downfall, improvise, succeed

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Woman covers up red wine spill on her white jumpsuit with more wine https://t.co/thGrYvViIw

[Rachel @Rachelgarver]

Whut

[KSDK News @ksdknews]

"I'm 37 and it has been in my freezer for 37 years and I was always told it was a wedding cake top," Smith said. https://t.co/cvUUL8KFCS

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

If you treat a girl poorly after she sleeps with you, it means you don’t think very highly of yourself

[Dom @Domasaur_]

If you’re going to the gym and not seeing results it’s because of your genetics and has nothing to do with the fact you drink heavily and eat a whole pizza every weekend

[Rachel @Rachelgarver]

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