Rachel Elizabeth

events, beer, baking, nyc
she/hers

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@SHHHOWERCAP I placed 2 orders in 2020 and received products, loved the company...placed an order over a year ago and still haven't received it! No money either! Truly was pulling for you as a company but can't believe you are acting like such trash, you used to be legit!

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@Komaniecki_R Ok Box of Crayons came on shuffle from a streaming app for my husband and he was floored, couldn't wait to tell me about it, and it makes me emotional!!
https://t.co/5NOhzuXt2T

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

The florist is a little space cadet & sweet, but when I said I had a baby she said "oh but you've never...well amyway great to see you" & ooo i wish a bitch would've finished that thought!! I was wearing a jacket for goodness sake, how does she know my body so intimately??

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

I have gotten "you lost weight!" 4x since I've returned to work, 1x from our florist, 1x from someone who retired while we were still wfh, and 2x from the same girl (2 days after i returned, and again recently!). I just say "well i had a baby..." with a straight face.

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

one time I was changing for a barre class and one woman said to another "you look so thin, what have you been doing?" and the other woman was quiet for a moment then said "I have cancer"

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

Anyway. Dont fucking comment on someone's body unless they invite you into the convo w/ actual words-not a hug, not being in a gym class together, not bc a parasite was removed from their body but still uses you for nourishment. Even then, prob still say nothing, juat listen!

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@iamcarriesoom Also not sure if there's a free version, but Monday? Also, this tool Planning Pod has changed a bunch since I first used it but their to do list was useful.

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@bessbell This is what smart plugs were made for, truly can be lifesavers!!!

[Mellon Foundation @MellonFdn]

📣 Happening Now: Join us for a conversation about the future of affirmative action with @SIfill_, Stewart Kwoh, and @profmmurray, moderated by Carter Stewart, Mellon's Executive Vice President of Programs. https://t.co/gzp41PhWSr

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@iamcarriesoom Me too! I gasped and yelled "the fuck?? No!" And they only started filming S2 a few months ago.

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@wendyharvest @SHHHOWERCAP @kycrabbe UGH i ordered on Dec. 15, I have ordered stuff twice before and never had an issue. I understood it was too close for Christmas delivery but what the actual f is going on?? Finally heard that the order is going to be shipped...a week ago, and nothing. I live in NY!

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@Christian5For5 @GallantGreg I hear this gif.

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@cmclymer *somehow ugh. Swipe typing while rockin baby to sleep...bc i couldnt wait 5 minutes before she went down to send this for whatever reason lol.

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@cmclymer Omg if its Teen Witch I'll cry. Born in 88 but somehow it was my first "sexy" movie...bc skein being chased/lesding a guy thru an abandoned house in a field was so hot.

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@blairsocci I know this is way late but Puracy spray! I got months old spitup/milk stains out of shirts!!

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@katie_honan It literally hosted a World Fair and has some of the cooler park grounds/ buildings from it. It's where we got married. The fuck?

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@RepJimmyGomez Not to be a weirdo, but its that a Konny wrap??

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@bessbell Truly the goal for parenting.

[Rachel Elizabeth @Rachelizabeth16]

@AshleyGWinter @strilondian A peri bottle?