Rachelle

PhD student! You’re probably gonna want to turn off my RTs. Pitt double alumna. Former math teacher, forever queer commie feminist 🌈 . she/her

[Rachelle @RachelleyLee]

The fact that 16 oz. beers are called “pounders” contributes to the mathematical illiteracy of the American populace, thereby increasing the racist and classist divide between formal education and “street smarts.” In this essay I will -

[Jocelyn Anderson Photography @JocAPhotography]

A Green Heron goes into maximum neck mode to grab a tadpole and then resets into minimum neck mode after the snack was acquired.

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This what companies adopting AI sound like

[Sam White @SamWhiteTky]

Future people will look back on current discussions about LLMs being conscious in the same way that we look back on Victorians discussing whether the telephone could be used to contact the spirit world.

[liz @malkingoat]

going on ao3 but instead of writing smut i write about 39 and 38 year old men getting contract extensions until they’re 45

[ek65 news and updates™ @goaliepilled]

2025-2026 pittsburgh penguins

[Rachelle @RachelleyLee]

Philly has a guy named Bump AND a guy named Bonk??

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Lake Erie, as the shallowest and most fertile of the Great Lakes, contains just 2% of the water in the Great Lakes but 50% of the fish

[Kasimir @kaschronicle]

Every song in The Music Man has the cadence of an improvised song composed for one’s dog while home alone

[The Sickos CBB Committee @SickosCBB]

So, a friend of mine has a family bracket tournament every year. Everyone participates, including the family cat.

The cat has rules: animals over humans, cats over non-cats, big cats over little cats.

The cat has won several years.

[₁ jen⁸⁷ @sidbyz]

my woke king

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

ideal relationship

[khaled @eltokh7]

I don’t want to watch the McDonald’s CEO eat a burger. I want to watch Daron Acemoglu use Stata.

[Columbus Library @columbuslibrary]

10K likes and we get our CEO to eat a hardcover book like it's a hamburger

[Quinn Oswin @QuinnOswin]

It's so fucking funny that Trump cut his political teeth by accusing Obama of being a muslim socialist who was born in africa, but the second he met and *actual* muslim socialist who was born in africa he fell head over heels in love

[kera @2inthesinbin]

I just had to share I died laughing

[Tubby @lumpkinstubby]

@miketgould And Matthew will just eat the thing, wrapper and all

[Mike Gould @miketgould]

Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside

[sarah @errorclement]

elmo realizing some people just can’t be taught the alphabet

[ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin]

For context: the NBA bafflingly used a map of France that is well over 1000 years out of date