rae-chill

an acquired taste

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

my professor has assignments that are worth 0 points & she threatened to drop me bc I don’t do them so I emailed her about it & she put a sentence out of context on the board & roasted this “student” if that wasn’t the most passive aggressive thing I’ve ever been a part of 💀

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

just told an interviewer i’m “obsessed with steamlining processes”

[alyssa 🩷 @lysworley]

i wish snapchat would breathalyze you before letting you add to your story

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

I tried to show restraint with the amount of exclamation marks I use so I sent an email with none and she replied with not one but TWO exclamation marks and a smiley face so now I just feel like a bitch plan failed will not be attempting again

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

at the all hands meeting we had this week, one of my supervisors expressed her frustration with telling customers no by stating, “I’m just so tired of saying the n word.” and the rush of silent anxious confusion that swept that office was PALPABLE

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

@tjgriggs @winteroverall Like there’s easier ways to hurt my feelings why did you land on this approach

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

my favorite cooking activity is to host a tutorial in my head, including side bits where I address the hypothetical hate comments I’d receive for certain techniques or ingredients, which is a long winded way to say my new meds are doing the best they can with limited resources

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

fireworks are one of those things that always sound cooler than they are & I feel obligated to witness, I could go the rest of my life without watching them. after the first 3 it’s like alright well that was that, now what. overrated, boring, uninspired, predicable, minimal vibes

[Your Broke Professor @Synapsid]

hey i skimmed your tweet and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I'm not saying that The Masked Singer is a sign that we're living in a dystopia, but it's definitely the kind of show that the characters would watch in a movie about living in a dystopia.

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

I consider myself a good speller and pride myself on it for whatever reason. I was casting my screen and taking notes for my CEO today and he asks me to request “hors d’oeuvres”. incredibly humbling moment as I paused, thought for too long, and wrote out “orderves”. brb gonna cry

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

cats would love cigarettes

[Amanda @amanda_wray21]

from yestherday

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

@amanda_wray21 ooh mixing it up, I used rice vinegar but I think next time I’m going to dabble with some apple cider vinegar I think the sweetness will play well with it also I added jalapeños which were also very delightful and I recommend

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

I highly encourage you all to pickle a red onion at your finest convenience holy shit who knew such a simple thing could bring such joy

[rae-chill @RachelllClarkk]

@amanda_wray21 it has brought my sandwiches to levels of delight I didn’t imagine possible. incredible and easy 10/10