LipstickandGelato

Food blogger/writer. Excellent at eating cheesecake. Tongue permanently in cheek. Bad dance moves, great willingness to dance.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

Every time.

[Daniel Heffington @DanielWHeff]

I know there’s a lot to talk about in the world right now... but can someone please address the epidemic of misattributed Pooh/Piglet quotes? My A.A. Milne-loving heart can’t take it.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

I found my wedding dress from @BHLDN far more quickly than expected, but here are 5 things I'd love to share with my fellow #curvybrides!
https://t.co/hTdkMyHO1j

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

I've never met stress like the, "What outrageous price can we charge them for their wedding NOW?" stress.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHH. AGHHHHHHHH. AGHHHHHHHH. SO EXCITED I CAN'T TALK STRAIGHT.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Pre-order at https://t.co/zSHpnhUlLb

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

This is an appreciation tweet for fresh pineapple. #bless

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

@TheAdoredLife Nooooo hahhahha

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

Going to start @yogawithadriene's Home 30-day yoga challenge this evening. Anyone want to do it with me?

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

Hi! I figured that Twitter was a good place to check in with (even though I mostly live in IG these days). Staying well? Making the best of things? STAYING HOME PLZ? <3

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

@TheAdoredLife I would love to! Do you have an address you can DM me?

[Nichole 🦕 @jndixon13]

“Christ went more willingly to the cross than we do to the throne of grace.” ~Thomas Watson

This one hit hard.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

The girls I teach won't let their mom read chapters of "Little Women" while I'm gone because "she doesn't know the right voices for the characters." Will confess to feeling flattered.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

...right after I almost impulse-adopt a corgi named Teacup because I saw a meme and went down a rabbit hole and help - its name is Teacup.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

So far today I have:
1) baked a funfetti cake
2) made a double-patch of passion-fruit curd
3) cut and baked a batch of honeycomb shaped graham crackers
4) spun a batch of Swiss meringue buttercream
5) made strawberry syrup

...I call this procrastibaking

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

Probably hiding from a lack of creative inspiration. Back to baking.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

Friends are amazing, but what happens when you're the only one who wants to try that new restaurant? I've got a handful of reasons dining solo can be fun!
https://t.co/uPXVIweG1B

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

@carmelelizabeth AMEN.

[LipstickandGelato @Rachelswhimsy]

I feel so seen.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Maybe you hear rumor that me going on a diet. Not true. Me just eating healthy foods AND cookies. What wrong with dat?