Rachel Thomson

Sometimes I’ve got stuff to say and this is where to say it... “pineapple does go on pizza”, never forget.

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

@BethMacindoe Don’t do it I am living vicariously through you

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Do you ever break a plate at a restaurant just because you need applause

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

@EDI_Airport trying to contact your lost baggage office for an update and no one is answering their phones. A passenger called Megan Cowie took my bag from the Ibiza-Edinburgh flight last Wednesday and we have still not heard from her. Can you give us an update please?

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

@Ryanair a passenger called Megan Cowie took my bag from the Edinburgh-Ibiza flight on the 22nd August and lost baggage cannot contact her. You have her phone number and address but have told us you won’t call her. Can you help please?

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

Loved the olde timey prisoner outfit @martinsolveig 😂 but WHY only 1/3rd of your set @BakuCityCircuit #f1baku 30 mins instead of 1.5hrs ?🤔

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

It's season N I N E of Rupauls drag race and there are still queens coming into the competition not knowing how to sew?! GIRL WHAT?!?

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

H E N L O @Beccorsola 🙃🙃🙃

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

Just wait til she finishes her stinking book and comes crawling back to me looking for attention! I will of course oblige because I'm needy

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

❤️😂 https://t.co/Y3KFpyN1aM

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

Good old ground force. I used to love planning my dream garden (w/ water feature obvs) as a little girl... now I have a deck & dying trees.

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

It is a Japanese garden episode- maybe she's gone against the Japanese like her dog apparently has.

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

I've even got ground force, err I mean love your garden on, just like the old days to entice her to interact but she's not taking the bait 🙁

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

My bitch sister is ignoring me to read her book #noloyalty #payattentiontomeplease #desperate

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

Never watch the jungle book with dogs in the house!!!!

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

Disgusting man https://t.co/uWtOFtg6Ie

[First Dates @FirstDates]

How to end a date in five words. #FirstDates

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

FUCK THIS FUCKING HEARTBURN 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

Think it's hilarious when the girls on #takemeout are shocked and raging when they don't get picked 😂😂😂

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

One gift I give myself is fully believing sweet potato fries are a health food.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

If you don't like my shorts come talk to me in person like an adult. There's no reason to get my manager involved.

[Rachel Thomson @Rachelypuff]

Really annoys me when they call it "the bedroom tax" when it's removal of a subsidy not an added tax. Come on @Channel4 🤔