Rachel Robison

[Michael B 🇺🇸 @TheMichaelB2]

The Office S2:E14
Roy and Pam go on a 10-day vacation to the Poconos. I got curious and wondered where that was...

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

You can only truly experience the full essence of the snow cyclone if you're a ski instructor #surviving #ImDoctorZhivago

[Cat Springer @spring_cat1]

"So are you a freshman?"
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"Actually, I'm a first year graduate student" 😐

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME FOR ONE MY RECIPES!!!! #RachelKay>RachaelRay

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

So lucky that a hot guy pushed my dead car out of an intersection, but unlucky because he's married. So does that mean I have normal luck?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Any takers?

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

I'm really loving the MAC live online results & team score updates. #MACchamps @gomacsports

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

I'm going to a ball for work tonight. Maybe I can lose a shoe so a prince will pursue me...💃

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

I got all done up, because I'm going out tonight!....as in chaperoning a high school dance

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

Me every time I drive through DC:
https://t.co/hbOUo9Dlie via @youtube

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

Me: hey mom can I have the other half of your grapefruit?
Mom: No, I split it with your father because we're romantic.
#relationshipgoals

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

I have a friend flying to California and it's going to take him less time to get there than it is for me to drive to PA today. Not fair.

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

There's a tornado warning and they have the grounds crew outside using leaf blowers. Makes sense.

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

Apparently as a teacher I have to spend weekends fixing toilets while standing in several inches of overflow. Not paid enough for this shit.

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

I felt successful after I opened a tuna can on my porch by holding it with my feet & using a hammer/screwdriver. I should reevaluate my life

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

I'm really bummed about missing the PA farm show this year. 😞

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

Me: hey mom do we have champagne for New Years?
Mom: We just got Bailey's, we could put carbonated water in it.
Me: 😐

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

If hell had snow, the devil would make his victims teach 3 yr old demon children how to ski.

[Rachel Robison @Rachrobii]

My parents actually bought a coat for the dog, and it has an attachable rain slicker. They hang it in the coat closet.#madness